Advantages of Mother’s Milk

Inspiration during the College exam

Finding the right answer at the opportune time


[Students in an advanced biology class were taking a mid-term exam. The last question, worth 70 points or none at all was: “Name seven advantages of mother’s milk.” The student in question had also partied the night before, and was hard put to think of 7 advantages. He wrote...]

1. It is a perfect formula for the child;

2. It provides immunity against several diseases;

3. It is always available as needed;

4. It is always at the right temperature;

5. It is inexpensive;

6. It bonds the child to the mother, and vice versa ...

And then, the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote ...

7. It comes in 2 attractive reusable containers.

He was the only student to get an A+ on the exam ...


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Mother Superiority - Archie Bunker

Fearlessness is the mother of reinvention. - Arianna Huffington

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

The first test of a truly great man is his humility. - John Ruskin

You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. - Jay Leno

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault. - Walter Begehot

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but you mean your mother. - Unknown

The story of a mother's life: trapped between a scream and a hug. - Cathy Guisewite

To acquire knowledge one must study. To acquire wisdom one must observe. - Marilyn Vos Savant

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology. - Ray Romano

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed - I never knew they worked. - Les Dawson

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother. - Bruce Lansky

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

This is the first test of a gentleman: his respect for those who can be of no possible value to him. - William Lyon Phelps

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, Just wait. - Judy Tenuta

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

My mother was a reader, and she read to us. She read us Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde when I was six and my brother was eight. I never forgot it. - Stephen King

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann

It's in our biology to trust what we see with our eyes. This makes living in a carefully edited, overproduced, and photoshopped world very dangerous. - Brene Brown

Because I feel that, in the Heavens above
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My mother said to me, "If you are a soldier, you will become a general. If you are a monk, you will become the Pope." Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso. - Pablo Picasso

My mother was the most beautiful woman I ever saw. All I am I owe to my mother. I attribute my success in life to the moral, intellectual and physical education I received from her. - George Washington

I'm Italian, but my family isn't stereotypical. I only have one sister and we don't yell or throw pasta at each other. My mother doesn't even have a secret spaghetti sauce recipe. - Jennifer Esposito


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