Advantages of Mother’s Milk

Inspiration during the College exam

Finding the right answer at the opportune time


[Students in an advanced biology class were taking a mid-term exam. The last question, worth 70 points or none at all was: “Name seven advantages of mother’s milk.” The student in question had also partied the night before, and was hard put to think of 7 advantages. He wrote...]

1. It is a perfect formula for the child;

2. It provides immunity against several diseases;

3. It is always available as needed;

4. It is always at the right temperature;

5. It is inexpensive;

6. It bonds the child to the mother, and vice versa ...

And then, the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote ...

7. It comes in 2 attractive reusable containers.

He was the only student to get an A+ on the exam ...


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Mother Superiority - Archie Bunker

See if he passed the literaracy test. - Archie Bunker

Fearlessness is the mother of reinvention. - Arianna Huffington

I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested. - Unknown

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

The best part of him ran down his mother's legs. - Jackie Gleason

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All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned. - WC Fields

Blaming mother is just a negative way of clinging to her still. - Nancy Friday

I unapologetically and unabashedly am deeply biased toward my mother. - Chelsea Clinton

Test yourself with the impossible, and you will know your capability. - Unknown

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To acquire knowledge one must study. To acquire wisdom one must observe. - Marilyn Vos Savant

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You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

The Iron Curtain may be a thing of the past, but Mother Russia is as mysterious as ever. - Robert Gottlieb

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The searching-out and thorough investigation of truth ought to be the primary study of man. - Cicero

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

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Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

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Dorothy Parker: "Apparently your mother could." - Dorothy Parker

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If you study a subject every day, for one hour a day, for five days a week - in five years you will become an expert in that area. - Earl Nightingale

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller

Chutzpa is that quality enshrined in a man who, having killed his mother and father, throws himself on the mercy of the court because he is an orphan. - Leo Rosten

My mother is my root, my foundation. She planted the seed that I base my life on, and that is the belief that the ability to achieve starts in your mind. - Michael Jordan

Blind faith, no matter how passionately expressed, will not suffice. Science for its part will test relentlessly every assumption about the human condition. - E.O. Wilson

Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman! - Homer Simpson


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