Advantages of Mother’s Milk

Inspiration during the College exam

Finding the right answer at the opportune time


[Students in an advanced biology class were taking a mid-term exam. The last question, worth 70 points or none at all was: “Name seven advantages of mother’s milk.” The student in question had also partied the night before, and was hard put to think of 7 advantages. He wrote...]

1. It is a perfect formula for the child;

2. It provides immunity against several diseases;

3. It is always available as needed;

4. It is always at the right temperature;

5. It is inexpensive;

6. It bonds the child to the mother, and vice versa ...

And then, the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote ...

7. It comes in 2 attractive reusable containers.

He was the only student to get an A+ on the exam ...


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Necessity is the mother of attraction. - Luke McKissack

Ignorance is the mother of admiration. - George Chapman

I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested. - Unknown

The phrase working mother is redundant. - Jane Sellman

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

A mother's arms are more comforting than anyone else's. - Princess Diana

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

Now, as always, the most automated appliance in a household is the mother. - Beverly Jones

The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology. - Ray Romano

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now. - Groucho Marx

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

The searching-out and thorough investigation of truth ought to be the primary study of man. - Cicero

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

That is the exploration that awaits you! Not mapping stars and studying nebula, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence. - Leonard Nimoy

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak

Mama was my greatest teacher, a teacher of compassion, love and fearlessness. If love is sweet as a flower, then my mother is that sweet flower of love. - Stevie Wonder

My mother always told me not to handle a buffalo by its tail, but always catch it by its horns. And I have used that lesson in everything in my life, including the Railways. - Lalu P. Yadav

You can hit my father over the head with a chair and he won't wake up, but my mother, all you have to do to my mother is cough somewhere in Siberia and she'll hear you. - J.D. Salinger

Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman! - Homer Simpson

I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli. - George H.W. Bush


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22-Jan-2019