[Students in an advanced biology class were taking a mid-term exam. The last question, worth 70 points or none at all was: “Name seven advantages of mother’s milk.” The student in question had also partied the night before, and was hard put to think of 7 advantages. He wrote...] 1. It is a perfect formula for the child; 2. It provides immunity against several diseases; 3. It is always available as needed; 4. It is always at the right temperature; 5. It is inexpensive; 6. It bonds the child to the mother, and vice versa ... And then, the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote ... 7. It comes in 2 attractive reusable containers. He was the only student to get an A+ on the exam ... see also   College  Section Arch Support Stealth Flying Saucer Justin Beiber Clothing Redneck Mousetrap Diet Swing Stairway Dog Dead Sea Fish Swimming in the Dead Sea Bike Hanger It's A Boy! Tombs Of The Prophets BoreRing Person Birth Control Kit Shopping Cart Shelves Crooked Pub Virgin Budget Airlines Lottery Chances

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