The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he was greeted by
a grim-faced policeman at his door.
“I’m sorry to call on you at this hour, Mr. Bennett, but we have some
information about your wife.”
“Well, tell me!” the man said.
The policeman said, “I have some bad news, some good news, and some really great
news. Which do you want to hear first?”
Fearing the worst, Mr. Bennett said, “Give me the bad news first.”
The policeman said, “I’m sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your
wife’s body in San Francisco Bay.”
“Oh, my God!” said Mr. Bennett, overcome by emotion. Then, remembering what the
policeman had said, he asked, “What’s the good news?”
“Well,” said the policeman, “when we pulled her up she had two five-pound
lobsters and a dozen good-size Dungeoness crabs on her.”
“If that’s the good news, then what’s the great news?” Mr. Bennett demanded.
The policeman said, “We’re going to pull her up again tomorrow morning.”
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