Shingles Delivery
A man walked into a doctor’s office and the receptionist asked him what he had.
He said, “Shingles.”
So she took down his name, address and medical insurance number, then told him
to have a seat.
A few minutes later a nurse’s aid came out and asked him what he had.
He said, “Shingles.”
So she took down his height, weight, his complete medical history and told him
to wait in the examining room.
Ten minutes later a nurse came in and asked him what he had.
He said, “Shingles.”
So she took a blood sample, then gave him a blood pressure test, took an
electrocardiogram, then told him to take off all his clothes and wait for the
doctor.
Fifteen minutes later the doctor came in and asked him what he had.
He said, “Shingles.”
The doctor said, “Where?”
“Outside in the truck. Where do you want them?”