Pasteurized Irish Sweepstakes Winner
When Megan O’Malley of County Kildare won the Irish Sweepstakes, she decided to
treat herself to some of the finer things in life.
“I’ve nivver had a milk bath,” she told her milkman one morning. “Wouldja be
bringin’ me 95 quarts o’milk tomorro’?”
“Whativver ye want, mum,” answered the milkman. “Will that be pasteurized?”
“No,” she said. “Up to me chest will do.”