On the local railway, children age 10 and under travel at half-price. As the conductor began checking tickets, a woman sitting next to her daughter told her daughter, “Now remember, you are only 10.” The girl nodded her head. The conductor approached and asked the girl, “How old are you?” “Ten, sir.” “And when will you be 11?” “When I get off this train!” see also   Birthday  &  Train   Sections Jerushalom Come Quietly Please Let 'Er Rip Redneck In Training Sock Sandals Men To The Left Animal Rings Jews: The Revenge Former Baby The Eye Of A Needle Redneck Rolling Bottle Sprinkler Snowy Barn Owl His First Hot Rod Arch Support Stealth Flying Saucer Justin Beiber Clothing Redneck Mousetrap

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