On the local railway, children age 10 and under travel at half-price. As the conductor began checking tickets, a woman sitting next to her daughter told her daughter, “Now remember, you are only 10.” The girl nodded her head. The conductor approached and asked the girl, “How old are you?” “Ten, sir.” “And when will you be 11?” “When I get off this train!” see also   Birthday  &  Train   Sections Double Rainbow Sunday Paper Nahtzee I Can Still Kiss You Church Dinner 59 Chev Boat Urgent World War I Message An Iceberg Floated Into Town Walk Sign Timing Family Hands Chocolate Bed Crocodile Floor Texas 911 Walk Sign Ending Mower Handle Extender Dentist Waiting Room Ice Bell

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