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A preacher was asked to give a talk at a woman’s conference. His wife asked
about his topic, but he was too embarrassed to admit that he had been asked to
speak about sex. Thinking quickly, he replied, “I’m talking about sailing.”
“Oh, that’s nice,” said his wife.
The next day, at the grocery store, a young woman who had attended the lecture
recognized the minister’s wife. “That was certainly an excellent talk your
husband gave yesterday,” she said. “He really has a unique perspective on the
subject.”
Somewhat surprised, the minister’s wife replied, “Gee, funny you should think
so, I mean, he’s only done it twice. The first time he threw up, and the second
time, his hat blew off.”
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