Redneck Funeral

Redneck funeral “low”lights... just moving on, Pa!

Who says you can’t take it with you?



Redneck Funeral where you can take it with you when you die

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All who have died are equal. - Comanche Proverb

Biography lends to death a new terror. - Oscar Wilde

It is better to live rich than die rich. - Samuel Johnson

You just do it, then if you die, you die. - T. Scott McLeod

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died. - Peter Ustinov

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

Death is the sound of distant thunder at a picnic. - W H Auden

Ya look like one of those pall buriers at a funeral. - Archie Bunker

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. - Mark Twain

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse. - Irene L. Luce

You haven't lived until you've died in California. - Mort Sahl

Every man knows he will die but no one wants to believe it. - Yiddish Proverb

The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown

Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate. - Ambrose Bierce

Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn. - Fulton J. Sheen

Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. - Omar Brailey

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

We have to live our lives as if we are dying of a fatal disease. Because we are. - Phineas Narco

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

The general outlook is not that the person has died but that the person has lived. - William Buchanan

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov

I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death. - Patrick Henry

I was born when you kissed me. I died when you left me. I lived a few weeks while you loved me. - Humphrey Bogart

I got well by talking. Death could not get a word in edgewise, grew discouraged, and traveled on. - Louise Erdrich

When I die I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin. - J.P. Donleavy

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

Live with fulfillment, serve with passion so in this lifetime you will have the abillity to die with no regrets. - Randy Gonzales

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

The boundaries which divide life from death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where one ends, and the other begins? - Edgar Alan Poe

Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan


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22-Jun-2017