Redneck Funeral

Redneck funeral “low”lights... just moving on, Pa!

Who says you can’t take it with you?



Redneck Funeral where you can take it with you when you die

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To die will be an awfully big adventure. - James M Barrie

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

When we can't dream any longer, we die. - Emma Goldman

Death may be the greatest of all human blessings. - Socrates

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

The only people without problems are in a cemetery. - Norman Vincent Peale

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse. - Irene L. Luce

If we do not know about life, how can we know about death? - Confucius

There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for. - Albert Camus

Man is a complex being: He makes deserts bloom - and lakes die. - Gil Stern

Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. - Lyman Beecher

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

I shall never act differently, even if I have to die for it many times. - Socrates

What is called a reason for living is also an excellent reason for dying. - Albert Camus

He was so crooked that when he died they had to screw him into the ground. - Bob Hope

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. - P.J. O'Rourke

I think we risk becoming the best-informed society that has ever died of ignorance. - Ruben Blades

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by loving. - Anais Nin

It's better to die for an idea that will live than live for an idea that will die. - Steve Biko

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

Patriots always talk of dying for their country and never of killing for their country. - Bertrand Russell

If you haven't found something you are willing to die for, you aren't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Everybody has got to die, but I have always believed an exception would be made in my case. - William Saroyan

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

I got well by talking. Death could not get a word in edgewise, grew discouraged, and traveled on. - Louise Erdrich

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

The boundaries which divide life from death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where one ends, and the other begins? - Edgar Alan Poe

I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked. - George Burns

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. - Unknown

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan


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22-May-2019