Redneck Funeral

Redneck funeral “low”lights... just moving on, Pa!

Who says you can’t take it with you?



Redneck Funeral where you can take it with you when you die

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Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

Yes, all men must die. But we are not men. - Daenerys Targaryen

When we can't dream any longer, we die. - Emma Goldman

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

If this is dying, I don't think much of it. - Lytton Strachey

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

When good men die, their goodness does not perish. - Euripides

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. - John Wayne

If it weren't for the olive, I'd starve to death. - Unknown

Men must have legends, else they will die of strangeness. - Les A Murray

Every man knows he will die but no one wants to believe it. - Yiddish Proverb

There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for. - Albert Camus

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

When I die, I want to come back as Bobby Layne's chauffeur. - Don Meredith

To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. - J K Rowling

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. - H.H. Munro

I shall never act differently, even if I have to die for it many times. - Socrates

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

Death twitches my ear. "Live," he says; "I am coming." - Virgil

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi

They can keep their heaven. When I die, I'd sooner go to Middle Earth. - George R.R. Martin

The past attracts me, the present frightens me, because the future is death. - Guy de Maupassant

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire

If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none. - Mel Brooks

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

I was born when you kissed me. I died when you left me. I lived a few weeks while you loved me. - Humphrey Bogart

Just have one more try - it's dead easy to die. It's the keeping-on-living that's hard. - Robert W. Service

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

I am not afraid of death, which after all can't be far away. What does frighten me, though, is the halfway stage. - Rosie Thomas

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey

One thing about being successful is that I stopped being afraid of dying. Once you're a star you're dead already. You're embalmed. - Dustin Hoffman

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh


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14-Aug-2018