Redneck Funeral

Redneck funeral “low”lights... just moving on, Pa!

Who says you can’t take it with you?



Redneck Funeral where you can take it with you when you die

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Death takes no bribes. - Benjamin Franklin

Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

How can I die? I'm booked. - George Burns

Alas, I am dying beyond my means. - Oscar Wilde

Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

Biography lends to death a new terror. - Oscar Wilde

He that lives on hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs. - Isaiah Berlin

If this is dying, I don't think much of it. - Lytton Strachey

Death may be the greatest of all human blessings. - Socrates

There is no death! What seems so is a transition. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Cowards die many times before their actual deaths. - Julius Caesar

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

When good men die, their goodness does not perish. - Euripides

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse. - Irene L. Luce

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. - Sam Levenson

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. - Joe Louis

There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for. - Albert Camus

A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic. - Joseph Stalin

What pity is it that we can die but once to serve our country. - Joseph Addison

Tigers die and leave their skins; people die and leave their names. - Japanese Proverb

You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian. - Robin Williams

Old mathematicians never die, they just lose some of their functions. - Joe-kster

Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. - Napoleon Bonaparte

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin

Was Uncle Oscar's death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch. - Archie Bunker

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

Why are we scared to die? Do any of us remember being scared when we were born? - Trevor Kay

However much you may try to delay, you are fated to meet the same death as I did. - Tiberius Gracchus

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

The general outlook is not that the person has died but that the person has lived. - William Buchanan

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

Death is the last enemy; once we've got past that I think everything will be all right. - Alice Thomas Ellis

2% of the people think, 3% of the people think they think, and 95% of the people would rather die than think. - George Bernard Shaw

Live with fulfillment, serve with passion so in this lifetime you will have the abillity to die with no regrets. - Randy Gonzales

You don't get to choose how you're going to die. Or when. You can only decide how you're going to live. Now. - Joan Baez

I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked. - George Burns

Grandfather: Death is nothing to be afraid of.
Renee: It's not death I'm afraid of.
Grandfather: What is it, then?
Renee: Life - Yvonne Wood


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19-Sep-2017