Redneck Funeral

Redneck funeral “low”lights... just moving on, Pa!

Who says you can’t take it with you?



Redneck Funeral where you can take it with you when you die

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Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu

Nobody ever died of being shot by a cookie. - Ilona Andrews

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

You were born an original, don't die a copy. - Unknown

I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact. - Elon Musk

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

Ya look like one of those pall buriers at a funeral. - Archie Bunker

Of all the escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient. - H L Mencken

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

Every man knows he will die but no one wants to believe it. - Yiddish Proverb

With the newspaper strike on, I wouldn't consider dying. - Bette Davis

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

After your death, you will be what you were before your birth. - Arthur Schopenhauer

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. - Red Skelton

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

Violence is like a weed - it does not die even in the greatest drought. - Simon Wiesenthal

Death twitches my ear. "Live," he says; "I am coming." - Virgil

Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. - Omar Brailey

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

"Fearless" is living in spite of those things that scare you to death. - Taylor Swift

The general outlook is not that the person has died but that the person has lived. - William Buchanan

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none. - Mel Brooks

You know that I'm at death's door. But the trouble is that I'm afraid to knock. - W Somerset Maugham

I am afraid. Not of life, or death, or nothingness, but of wasting it as if I had never been. - Daniel Keyes

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

Death is nothing to us, since when we are, death has not come, and when death has come, we are not. - Epicurus

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. - Oscar Wilde

Live with fulfillment, serve with passion so in this lifetime you will have the abillity to die with no regrets. - Randy Gonzales

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one. - Wilhelm Stekel


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20-Oct-2018