Redneck Funeral

Redneck funeral “low”lights... just moving on, Pa!

Who says you can’t take it with you?



Redneck Funeral where you can take it with you when you die

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Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu

Biography lends to death a new terror. - Oscar Wilde

You just do it, then if you die, you die. - T. Scott McLeod

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time. - Jack Nicholson

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

The only people without problems are in a cemetery. - Norman Vincent Peale

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. - Mark Twain

When you cease to make a contribution, you begin to die. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. - John Wayne

You haven't lived until you've died in California. - Mort Sahl

Every man knows he will die but no one wants to believe it. - Yiddish Proverb

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

What pity is it that we can die but once to serve our country. - Joseph Addison

When I die, I want to come back as Bobby Layne's chauffeur. - Don Meredith

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown

You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian. - Robin Williams

Death comes equally to us all, and makes us all equal when it comes. - John Donne

I shall never act differently, even if I have to die for it many times. - Socrates

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it. - William Makepeace Thackeray

The past attracts me, the present frightens me, because the future is death. - Guy de Maupassant

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

"Fearless" is living in spite of those things that scare you to death. - Taylor Swift

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by loving. - Anais Nin

Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile... initially scared me to death. - Betty Bender

Everybody has got to die, but I have always believed an exception would be made in my case. - William Saroyan

There are many things worth living for, a few things worth dying for, and nothing worth killing for. - Tom Robbins

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

There comes a stage at which a man would rather die cleanly by a bullet than by the unknown terror of the phantom in the forest. - Tahir Shah

Every man's life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another. - Ernest Hemingway

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash

Grandfather: Death is nothing to be afraid of.
Renee: It's not death I'm afraid of.
Grandfather: What is it, then?
Renee: Life - Yvonne Wood


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27-Jul-2017