Redneck Funeral

Redneck funeral “low”lights... just moving on, Pa!

Who says you can’t take it with you?



Redneck Funeral where you can take it with you when you die

QuotaBills
My people, I die innocent! - Louis XVI

Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

He that lives on hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

To die will be an awfully big adventure. - James M Barrie

When good Americans die they go to Paris. - Oscar Wilde

Nobody ever died of being shot by a cookie. - Ilona Andrews

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

No operatic star has yet died soon enough for me. - Thomas Beecham

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? - Steven Wright

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse. - Irene L. Luce

A man who won't die for something is not fit to live. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

With the newspaper strike on, I wouldn't consider dying. - Bette Davis

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. - H.H. Munro

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn. - Fulton J. Sheen

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. - Mark Twain

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by loving. - Anais Nin

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you haven't found something you are willing to die for, you aren't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

I got well by talking. Death could not get a word in edgewise, grew discouraged, and traveled on. - Louise Erdrich

Half the people in Hollywood are dying to be discovered and the other half are afraid they will be. - Lionel Barrymore

Just have one more try - it's dead easy to die. It's the keeping-on-living that's hard. - Robert W. Service

There are many things worth living for, a few things worth dying for, and nothing worth killing for. - Tom Robbins

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

I felt an earnest and humble desire, and I shall do it till I die, to increase the stock of harmless cheerfulness. - Charles Dickens

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

Madame, all stories, if continued far enough, end in death, and he is no true-story teller who would keep that from you. - Ernest Hemingway

The boundaries which divide life from death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where one ends, and the other begins? - Edgar Alan Poe

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao


see also   Redneck  &  Tombstone  Sections

 

Desert Soccer Fans

Sudoku Sampler B

Tight Fit Ship

Car for Saudi Women

Texting In The Old Days

Realism

Water Mask

Multi Task Dad

Sundae Sermon

Back Massage Track

Baby Sitting

Dad's Turn

Sleep-In Dad

I Love Dad

Father's Day Selfie

Father Sayings for Father's Day

Dad In Mind

Ways to say 'Dad' in Different Languages

Keyboard Escape

Car Whitewash
Full list of creditsFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

17-Jun-2018