Redneck Funeral

Redneck funeral “low”lights... just moving on, Pa!

Who says you can’t take it with you?



Redneck Funeral where you can take it with you when you die

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What we live by we die by. - Robert Frost

Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

When good Americans die they go to Paris. - Oscar Wilde

It is not death but dying which is terrible. - Henry Fielding

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time. - Jack Nicholson

I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact. - Elon Musk

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

You haven't lived until you've died in California. - Mort Sahl

With the newspaper strike on, I wouldn't consider dying. - Bette Davis

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown

When I die, I want to come back as Bobby Layne's chauffeur. - Don Meredith

For thirty years my act consisted of one joke. And then she died. - George Burns

Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. - Lyman Beecher

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. - H.H. Munro

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. - Mark Twain

Opera: where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. - Robert Benchley

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. - Woody Allen

You cannot live without the lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

However much you may try to delay, you are fated to meet the same death as I did. - Tiberius Gracchus

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. - Mark Twain

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One of the other of us has to go. - Oscar Wilde

I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

Death is nothing to us, since when we are, death has not come, and when death has come, we are not. - Epicurus

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

Melbourne is the kind of town that really makes you consider the question, "Is there life after death?" - Bette Midler

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

We are all the fools of time and terror: Days Steal on us and steal from us; yet we live, Loathing our life, and dreading still to die. - George Gordon Byron

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. - Unknown

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh


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18-Jan-2019