Redneck Funeral

Redneck funeral “low”lights... just moving on, Pa!

Who says you can’t take it with you?



Redneck Funeral where you can take it with you when you die

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When we can't dream any longer, we die. - Emma Goldman

It is not death but dying which is terrible. - Henry Fielding

I would rather die of passion than of boredom. - Emile Zola

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

Death will be a great relief. No more interviews. - Katharine Hepburn

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

The American Way of life, si! The American Way of death, no! - Archie Bunker

Man is a complex being: He makes deserts bloom - and lakes die. - Gil Stern

When I die, I want to come back as Bobby Layne's chauffeur. - Don Meredith

Spend your days pursuing the things you want said at your funeral. - Peter Legge

You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian. - Robin Williams

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

He was so crooked that when he died they had to screw him into the ground. - Bob Hope

Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. - Omar Brailey

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

Why are we scared to die? Do any of us remember being scared when we were born? - Trevor Kay

You cannot live without the lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

However much you may try to delay, you are fated to meet the same death as I did. - Tiberius Gracchus

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. - Mark Twain

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you haven't found something you are willing to die for, you aren't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Christ died for our sins. Are we to make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them? - Jules Feiffer

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

Half the people in Hollywood are dying to be discovered and the other half are afraid they will be. - Lionel Barrymore

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

Melbourne is the kind of town that really makes you consider the question, "Is there life after death?" - Bette Midler

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

There comes a stage at which a man would rather die cleanly by a bullet than by the unknown terror of the phantom in the forest. - Tahir Shah

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one. - Wilhelm Stekel

If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. - Unknown

Grandfather: Death is nothing to be afraid of.
Renee: It's not death I'm afraid of.
Grandfather: What is it, then?
Renee: Life - Yvonne Wood


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19-Nov-2017