Redneck Funeral

Redneck funeral “low”lights... just moving on, Pa!

Who says you can’t take it with you?



Redneck Funeral where you can take it with you when you die

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My people, I die innocent! - Louis XVI

Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs. - Isaiah Berlin

It is not death but dying which is terrible. - Henry Fielding

Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

I would rather die of passion than of boredom. - Emile Zola

The act of dying is also one of the acts of life. - Marcus Aurelius

Death is the sound of distant thunder at a picnic. - W H Auden

When good men die, their goodness does not perish. - Euripides

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

Men must have legends, else they will die of strangeness. - Les A Murray

Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely. - Gautama Siddharta

Every man knows he will die but no one wants to believe it. - Yiddish Proverb

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

After your death, you will be what you were before your birth. - Arthur Schopenhauer

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown

He is terribly afraid of dying because he hasn’t yet lived. - Franz Kafka

It's better to die upon your feet than to live upon your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

If life must not be taken too seriously, then so neither must death. - Samuel Butler

Old mathematicians never die, they just lose some of their functions. - Joe-kster

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

Death twitches my ear. "Live," he says; "I am coming." - Virgil

Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. - Omar Brailey

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

The general outlook is not that the person has died but that the person has lived. - William Buchanan

If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none. - Mel Brooks

The Irish don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it. - Sidney Littlewood

You know that I'm at death's door. But the trouble is that I'm afraid to knock. - W Somerset Maugham

People were never "living with their disease." We cured them. Or they died from it. - Neil deGrasse Tyson

We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. - Charles Bukowski

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

You don't get to choose how you're going to die. Or when. You can only decide how you're going to live. Now. - Joan Baez

Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats

Grandfather: Death is nothing to be afraid of.
Renee: It's not death I'm afraid of.
Grandfather: What is it, then?
Renee: Life - Yvonne Wood


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22-Apr-2018