“Watch Your Step” Apartment Sales

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Contractor’s new “buy and fall” program

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. - Steven Wright

This is one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. - Neil Armstrong

Let's see how Buchanan does and then maybe we'll step in. - Donald Trump

Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation. - Oscar Wilde

Self-delusion is pulling in your stomach when you step on the scale. - Paul Sweeney

Every failure is just another step closer to a win. Never stop trying! - Robert M. Hensel

Ya gotta watch out for that rigididness. It'll warf your personality. - Archie Bunker

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

I've always tried to go a step past wherever people expected me to end up. - Beverly Sills

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do. - Confucius

You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are furious. - Steven Wright

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

I am not discouraged, because every wrong attempt discarded is another step forward. - Thomas Edison

The first and most important step toward success is the feeling that we can succeed. - Nelson Boswell

Human society is like an arch, kept from falling by the mutual pressure of its parts. - Seneca

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

To demand more of yourself than you do of others is the first step on any ladder of success. - Unknown

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

Many of our fears are tissue-paper-thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them. - Brendan Francis

There is no impossibility to him who stands prepared to conquer every hazard. The fearful are the failing. - Sarah J. Hale

Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps. - David Lloyd George

You're never allowed to step on people to get ahead, but you can step over them if they're in your way. - Star Jones

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

It is not enough to take steps which may some day lead to a goal; each step must be itself a goal and a step likewise. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Do you think courage means being fearless? Or daring? Courage, real courage, is taking three steps when it terrifies you. - Catherine Anderson

When you arrive where you thought you wanted to be, you'll just begin a new journey so enjoy each step along the way. - Wayne Dyer

As there is but one step from the sublime to the ridiculous, so also there is but one from the ridiculous to the sublime. - Samuel Butler

You see something scary, you should stand up and step toward it, not away from it. Instinctively, reflexively, in a raging fury. - Lee Child

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short; but in setting our aim too low, and achieving our mark. - Michelangelo Buonarroti

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