“Watch Your Step” Apartment Sales

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Contractor’s new “buy and fall” program





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Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Falling in love is so hard on the knees. - Aerosmith

Change starts when someone sees the next step. - William Drayton

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. - Steven Wright

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

The first step to knowledge is to know that we are ignorant. - Cecil

A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. - Lao-tzu

Let's see how Buchanan does and then maybe we'll step in. - Donald Trump

Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation. - Oscar Wilde

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Self-delusion is pulling in your stomach when you step on the scale. - Paul Sweeney

Whenever you take a step forward, you are bound to disturb something. - Indira Gandhi

You drown not by falling into a river, but by staying submerged in it. - Paul Coelho

Ya gotta watch out for that rigididness. It'll warf your personality. - Archie Bunker

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try. - Zig Ziglar

When I step into this library, I cannot understand why I ever step out of it. - Marie de Sevigne

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

Sometimes when things are falling apart they may actually be falling into place. - Unknown

I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are furious. - Steven Wright

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

I am not discouraged, because every wrong attempt discarded is another step forward. - Thomas Edison

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

The first and most important step toward success is the feeling that we can succeed. - Nelson Boswell

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want. - Ben Stein

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

Many of our fears are tissue-paper-thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them. - Brendan Francis

Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps. - David Lloyd George

You're never allowed to step on people to get ahead, but you can step over them if they're in your way. - Star Jones

Do you think courage means being fearless? Or daring? Courage, real courage, is taking three steps when it terrifies you. - Catherine Anderson

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

As there is but one step from the sublime to the ridiculous, so also there is but one from the ridiculous to the sublime. - Samuel Butler

The first step toward success is taken when you refuse to be a captive of the environment in which you first find yourself. - Mark Caine

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol


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24-Sep-2018