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Gentlemen, start your egos. - Billy Crystal

If you want an audience, start a fight. - Gaelic Proverb

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

Where you start is not as important as where you finish. - Zig Ziglar

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

"To Start Press Any Key." Where's the ANY key? - Homer Simpson

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

Once you start describing nothingness, you end up with somethingness. - Mark Strand

The best way to make your audience laugh is to start laughing yourself. - Oliver Goldsmith

Do not be embarrassed by your failures, learn from them and start again. - Richard Branson

There are two kinds of people - those who finish what they start and so on. - Robert Byrne

With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now. - Groucho Marx

When you start recognising that you're having fun, life can be delightful. - Jane Birkin

Burst down those closet doors once and for all, and stand up and start to fight. - Harvey Milk

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

Success is a state of mind. If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success. - Dr. Joyce Brothers

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Early on, if I was alone two or three nights in a row, I'd start writing poems about suicide. - Jack Nicholson

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

Your present circumstances don't determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start. - Nido Qubein

If all difficulties were known at the onset of a long journey, most of us would never start out at all. - Dan Rather

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

Understand why and how your audience uses technology and then start trying to align your communications efforts. - Brian Reich

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

Why don't you start believing that no matter what you have or haven't done, that your best days are still out in front of you. - Joel Osteen

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

Q: When is the perfect time?
A: Who can say, but probably somewhere between haste and delay - and it's usually most wise to start today. - Rasheed Ogunlaru

How much replay do we want? Because if you start doing it from the first inning to the ninth inning, you may have to time the game with a calendar. - Joe Torre

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco


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23-Oct-2017