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Gentlemen, start your egos. - Billy Crystal

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

All things truly wicked start from innocence. - Ernest Hemingway

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

Where you start is not as important as where you finish. - Zig Ziglar

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. - Founder's Breakfast Stout

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. - Unknown

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great. - Zig Ziglar

If I had my life to live over again, I would start barefoot earlier in the spring. - Unknown

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

I want to break something, or hit something, but I am afraid to move, so I start crying instead. - Veronica Roth

Early on, if I was alone two or three nights in a row, I'd start writing poems about suicide. - Jack Nicholson

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

Every crucial experience can be regarded as a setback - or the start of a new kind of development. - Mary R Rinehart

Start a huge, foolish project like Noah. It makes absolutely no difference what people think of you. - Rumi

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

Your present circumstances don't determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start. - Nido Qubein

If all difficulties were known at the onset of a long journey, most of us would never start out at all. - Dan Rather

Change can come in either of two important ways: Start behaving positively or stop behaving negatively. - Dr. Phil

No one wakes up in the morning and says, "I want to gain 150 pounds and I will start right now!" - Tricia Cunningham

The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready. - Henry David Thoreau

I'm a big fan of the Irish accent. After a couple of drinks, I start to get a bit of an Irish lilt, too. - Emily Ratajkowski

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

How much replay do we want? Because if you start doing it from the first inning to the ninth inning, you may have to time the game with a calendar. - Joe Torre

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco


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