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Gentlemen, start your egos. - Billy Crystal

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

If you really want to know yourself, start by writing a book. - Shereen El Feki

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. - Founder's Breakfast Stout

You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great. - Zig Ziglar

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now. - Groucho Marx

When you start recognising that you're having fun, life can be delightful. - Jane Birkin

When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman

Burst down those closet doors once and for all, and stand up and start to fight. - Harvey Milk

If I had my life to live over again, I would start barefoot earlier in the spring. - Unknown

Sometimes the hardest part isn't letting go but rather learning to start over. - Nicole Sobon

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending. - Maria Robinson

I want to break something, or hit something, but I am afraid to move, so I start crying instead. - Veronica Roth

Early on, if I was alone two or three nights in a row, I'd start writing poems about suicide. - Jack Nicholson

Every crucial experience can be regarded as a setback - or the start of a new kind of development. - Mary R Rinehart

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

When you start with an insult and end with a compliment, most people only remember where you started. - Faydra D. Fields

Your present circumstances don't determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start. - Nido Qubein

Change can come in either of two important ways: Start behaving positively or stop behaving negatively. - Dr. Phil

Start by doing what's necessary, then what's possible, and suddenly you are doing the impossible. - St. Francis Of Assisi

No one wakes up in the morning and says, "I want to gain 150 pounds and I will start right now!" - Tricia Cunningham

Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending. - Carl Bard

I'm a big fan of the Irish accent. After a couple of drinks, I start to get a bit of an Irish lilt, too. - Emily Ratajkowski

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

Usually the thing that signifies that I'm done with the winter and all that is that I start skateboarding. - Shaun White

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers

If you don't value your time, neither will others. Stop giving away your time and talents. Value what you know and start charging for it. - Kim Garst

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber


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