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Start by starting. - Meryl Streep

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

Things start happening when you start believing. - Unknown

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

"To Start Press Any Key." Where's the ANY key? - Homer Simpson

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. - Founder's Breakfast Stout

Once you start describing nothingness, you end up with somethingness. - Mark Strand

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. - Unknown

Do not be embarrassed by your failures, learn from them and start again. - Richard Branson

When you start recognising that you're having fun, life can be delightful. - Jane Birkin

When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman

Burst down those closet doors once and for all, and stand up and start to fight. - Harvey Milk

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

Start by doing what's necessary, then what's possible, and suddenly you are doing the impossible. - St. Francis Of Assisi

Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending. - Carl Bard

I'm a big fan of the Irish accent. After a couple of drinks, I start to get a bit of an Irish lilt, too. - Emily Ratajkowski

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

If you don't value your time, neither will others. Stop giving away your time and talents. Value what you know and start charging for it. - Kim Garst

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? - Linda Ellerbee

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco


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