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Start by starting. - Meryl Streep

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

All things truly wicked start from innocence. - Ernest Hemingway

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. - Founder's Breakfast Stout

Once you start describing nothingness, you end up with somethingness. - Mark Strand

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. - Unknown

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now. - Groucho Marx

When you start recognising that you're having fun, life can be delightful. - Jane Birkin

Burst down those closet doors once and for all, and stand up and start to fight. - Harvey Milk

I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland. - Woody Allen

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

Success is a state of mind. If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success. - Dr. Joyce Brothers

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. - George Lucas

Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending. - Maria Robinson

Early on, if I was alone two or three nights in a row, I'd start writing poems about suicide. - Jack Nicholson

Every crucial experience can be regarded as a setback - or the start of a new kind of development. - Mary R Rinehart

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

When you start with an insult and end with a compliment, most people only remember where you started. - Faydra D. Fields

Your present circumstances don't determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start. - Nido Qubein

Start by doing what's necessary, then what's possible, and suddenly you are doing the impossible. - St. Francis Of Assisi

No one wakes up in the morning and says, "I want to gain 150 pounds and I will start right now!" - Tricia Cunningham

Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending. - Carl Bard

I'm a big fan of the Irish accent. After a couple of drinks, I start to get a bit of an Irish lilt, too. - Emily Ratajkowski

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

Usually the thing that signifies that I'm done with the winter and all that is that I start skateboarding. - Shaun White

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

Why don't you start believing that no matter what you have or haven't done, that your best days are still out in front of you. - Joel Osteen

How much replay do we want? Because if you start doing it from the first inning to the ninth inning, you may have to time the game with a calendar. - Joe Torre


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24-Jun-2017