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Gentlemen, start your egos. - Billy Crystal

If you want an audience, start a fight. - Gaelic Proverb

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

All things truly wicked start from innocence. - Ernest Hemingway

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Where you start is not as important as where you finish. - Zig Ziglar

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

"To Start Press Any Key." Where's the ANY key? - Homer Simpson

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. - Unknown

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

Do not be embarrassed by your failures, learn from them and start again. - Richard Branson

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

Success is a state of mind. If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success. - Dr. Joyce Brothers

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. - George Lucas

Every crucial experience can be regarded as a setback - or the start of a new kind of development. - Mary R Rinehart

Start a huge, foolish project like Noah. It makes absolutely no difference what people think of you. - Rumi

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

If all difficulties were known at the onset of a long journey, most of us would never start out at all. - Dan Rather

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

Usually the thing that signifies that I'm done with the winter and all that is that I start skateboarding. - Shaun White

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

Q: When is the perfect time?
A: Who can say, but probably somewhere between haste and delay - and it's usually most wise to start today. - Rasheed Ogunlaru


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25-Apr-2018