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401K Plan - Privatizing Social Security
Recycle this advice to pay for your retirement plans

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.
With Enron stock, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.
With WorldCom stock, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

Then who would pay for your Social Security?

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer,
then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It’s called the 401-Keg Plan.


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12-Nov-2019