10. Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego – for disregarding fire safety rules;
9. Peter – for trying to walk on water without a personal floatation device;
8. Noah – for going a bit overboard on the boat construction badge;
7. Adam and Eve – for failing to wear shirts into the dining hall;
6. Samuel – for waking up his counselor just one too many times;
5. Jael (from the story of Deborah in Judges) – for history’s most flagrant misuse of a tent peg;
4. Jonah – for neglecting to wash his clothes after spending three days in the belly of a whale;
3. Mary, sister of Martha – for shirking her responsibilities during cabin clean-up;
2. Daniel – for claiming once too often that he wouldn’t defile himself with camp food;
1. Moses – for calling down a plague of frogs on the girls’ camp across the lake.
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