Eggsellent Friends

What eggsellent friends are...

“A true friend is someone who thinks you are a good egg
even though he knows you are slightly cracked.”



Eggsellent Friends

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The enemy of my enemy is my friend. - Kautilya

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples. - Archie Bunker

A powerful friend becomes a powerful enemy. - African Saying

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. - Benjamin Franklin

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

It is easier to forgive an enemy than it is a friend. - Madame Dorothee Deluzy

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx

When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend. - Mark Twain

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

Winner: a runner who wins in spite of ninety nine excellent runners. - Sujit Lalwani

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

My best friend ran away with my wife. And let me tell you, I really miss him. - Henny Youngman

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. - George Santayana

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar


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After Easter Bunny
Blonde’s Meaning of Easter
Broken Egg
Bunny Calendar
Chocolate Easter Bunnies
Chocolate Easter Eggs
Chocolate Math
Colour Car
Did You Say Happy Easter?
Dying Pope’s Last Request
Easter Bunny’s Hare Spray
Easter Bunny’s Rude Awakening
Easter Bunny Wisdom
Easter Canceled
Easter Car
Easter Cats
Easter Egg Drop-outs
Easter Elephant Eggs
Easter Identity Theft
Easter Sudoku Puzzle
Easter Yolks
Egg Couch
Egg Family
Egg Separator
Egg Walk
Eggs with Eyes
Eggsellent Close Shave
Firm Egg
Forgotten Easter Eggs
Golfer’s Breakfast
Happy Easter, Big Guy
Happy Keester
Hare Five
Hoppy Easter
How Easter Eggs Are Made
How Many Eggs?
Identity Theft
Jerusalem Obituary,  33 A.D.
Leaving A Good Impression
Missed Palm Sunday
Pine Trees Know When It’s Easter
Purrrfect Disguise
Rabbit or Duck?
Stuffed Bunny
Taking No Chance with the Mother-In-Law
Texas Easter Bunny
The Rules of Chocolate
The Crucifixion
The Resurrection
What Happened?
What’s In Easter?

 

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23-Nov-2017