Eggsellent Friends

What eggsellent friends are...

“A true friend is someone who thinks you are a good egg
even though he knows you are slightly cracked.”



Eggsellent Friends

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Old friends are best. - John Selden

My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

A friend in need is a friend to dodge. - Unknown

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A powerful friend becomes a powerful enemy. - African Saying

My friend is one who takes me for what I am. - Henry David Thoreau

Them eggs over there are startin' to foment. - Archie Bunker

A clown enriched knows neither relation nor friend. - French Proverb

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle

Many excellent cooks are spoiled by going into the arts. - Paul Gauguin

A friend is someone who makes you feel totally acceptable. - Ene Riisna

Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies. - Gore Vidal

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend. - Mark Twain

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. - Arnold H. Glasgow

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

What is called a reason for living is also an excellent reason for dying. - Albert Camus

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive. - Anais Nin

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

Prosperity makes friends and adversity tries them. A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

Don't expect your friend to be a perfect person. But help your friend to become a perfect person. That is true friendship. - Mother Teresa

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain


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After Easter Bunny
Blonde’s Meaning of Easter
Broken Egg
Bunny Calendar
Chocolate Easter Bunnies
Chocolate Easter Eggs
Chocolate Math
Colour Car
Did You Say Happy Easter?
Dying Pope’s Last Request
Easter Bunny’s Hare Spray
Easter Bunny’s Rude Awakening
Easter Bunny Wisdom
Easter Canceled
Easter Car
Easter Cats
Easter Egg Drop-outs
Easter Elephant Eggs
Easter Identity Theft
Easter Sudoku Puzzle
Easter Yolks
Egg Couch
Egg Family
Egg Separator
Egg Walk
Eggs with Eyes
Eggsellent Close Shave
Firm Egg
Forgotten Easter Eggs
Golfer’s Breakfast
Happy Easter, Big Guy
Happy Keester
Hare Five
Hoppy Easter
How Easter Eggs Are Made
How Many Eggs?
Identity Theft
Jerusalem Obituary,  33 A.D.
Leaving A Good Impression
Missed Palm Sunday
Pine Trees Know When It’s Easter
Purrrfect Disguise
Rabbit or Duck?
Stuffed Bunny
Taking No Chance with the Mother-In-Law
Texas Easter Bunny
The Rules of Chocolate
The Crucifixion
The Resurrection
What Happened?
What’s In Easter?

 

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10-Dec-2018