Eggsellent Friends

What eggsellent friends are...

“A true friend is someone who thinks you are a good egg
even though he knows you are slightly cracked.”



Eggsellent Friends

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Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. - Kautilya

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples. - Archie Bunker

The only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A friend in need is a friend to be avoided. - Lord Samuel

My friend is one who takes me for what I am. - Henry David Thoreau

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

Silence is the true friend that never betrays. - Confucius

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. - Benjamin Franklin

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

Mind is an excellent servant but a terrible master. - Adage

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. - Henry David Thoreau

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend. - Mark Twain

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it. - Russell Lynes

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow. - Alice Walker

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive. - Anais Nin

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. - George Santayana

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

Prosperity makes friends and adversity tries them. A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

Not until you become a stranger to yourself will you be able to make acquaintance with the Friend. - Mark Twain

The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a bosom friend. - Logan P Smith

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality. - Arnold Bennett

Don't expect your friend to be a perfect person. But help your friend to become a perfect person. That is true friendship. - Mother Teresa

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot


see also   Egg  Section
After Easter Bunny
Blonde’s Meaning of Easter
Broken Egg
Bunny Calendar
Chocolate Easter Bunnies
Chocolate Easter Eggs
Chocolate Math
Colour Car
Did You Say Happy Easter?
Dying Pope’s Last Request
Easter Bunny’s Hare Spray
Easter Bunny’s Rude Awakening
Easter Bunny Wisdom
Easter Canceled
Easter Car
Easter Cats
Easter Egg Drop-outs
Easter Elephant Eggs
Easter Identity Theft
Easter Sudoku Puzzle
Easter Yolks
Egg Couch
Egg Family
Egg Separator
Egg Walk
Eggs with Eyes
Eggsellent Close Shave
Firm Egg
Forgotten Easter Eggs
Golfer’s Breakfast
Happy Easter, Big Guy
Happy Keester
Hare Five
Hoppy Easter
How Easter Eggs Are Made
How Many Eggs?
Identity Theft
Jerusalem Obituary,  33 A.D.
Leaving A Good Impression
Missed Palm Sunday
Pine Trees Know When It’s Easter
Purrrfect Disguise
Rabbit or Duck?
Stuffed Bunny
Taking No Chance with the Mother-In-Law
Texas Easter Bunny
The Rules of Chocolate
The Crucifixion
The Resurrection
What Happened?
What’s In Easter?

 

Fat Monkey Sculpture

Buddha Is Watching You

Picnic Boat Launch

Carnations vs. Roses

After Easter Bunny

Manitoba Spring Day

Catch Up With Jesus

Forgotten Easter Eggs

Broken Egg

Stuffed Bunny

Egg Couch

Pocket Bunny

Colour Car

The Resurrection

What's In Easter?
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22-Apr-2019