Eggsellent Friends

What eggsellent friends are...

“A true friend is someone who thinks you are a good egg
even though he knows you are slightly cracked.”



Eggsellent Friends

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The best mirror is an old friend. - Peter Nivio Zarlenga

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

My friend is one who takes me for what I am. - Henry David Thoreau

Them eggs over there are startin' to foment. - Archie Bunker

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. - Benjamin Franklin

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb

A clown enriched knows neither relation nor friend. - French Proverb

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

A friend is someone who makes you feel totally acceptable. - Ene Riisna

Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies. - Gore Vidal

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx

You might not know it, but this is your best friend right here. - Matt Hughes' father

When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend. - Mark Twain

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

A flatterer is a friend who is your inferior, or pretends to be so. - Aristotle

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

Winner: a runner who wins in spite of ninety nine excellent runners. - Sujit Lalwani

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it. - Russell Lynes

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive. - Anais Nin

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee. - WC Fields


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After Easter Bunny
Blonde’s Meaning of Easter
Broken Egg
Bunny Calendar
Chocolate Easter Bunnies
Chocolate Easter Eggs
Chocolate Math
Colour Car
Did You Say Happy Easter?
Dying Pope’s Last Request
Easter Bunny’s Hare Spray
Easter Bunny’s Rude Awakening
Easter Bunny Wisdom
Easter Canceled
Easter Car
Easter Cats
Easter Egg Drop-outs
Easter Elephant Eggs
Easter Identity Theft
Easter Sudoku Puzzle
Easter Yolks
Egg Couch
Egg Family
Egg Separator
Egg Walk
Eggs with Eyes
Eggsellent Close Shave
Firm Egg
Forgotten Easter Eggs
Golfer’s Breakfast
Happy Easter, Big Guy
Happy Keester
Hare Five
Hoppy Easter
How Easter Eggs Are Made
How Many Eggs?
Identity Theft
Jerusalem Obituary,  33 A.D.
Leaving A Good Impression
Missed Palm Sunday
Pine Trees Know When It’s Easter
Purrrfect Disguise
Rabbit or Duck?
Stuffed Bunny
Taking No Chance with the Mother-In-Law
Texas Easter Bunny
The Rules of Chocolate
The Crucifixion
The Resurrection
What Happened?
What’s In Easter?

 

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23-Feb-2019