Eggsellent Friends

What eggsellent friends are...

“A true friend is someone who thinks you are a good egg
even though he knows you are slightly cracked.”



Eggsellent Friends

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Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

Old friends are best. - John Selden

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. - Kautilya

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb

An intelligent enemy is better than an ignorant friend. - African Saying

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Many excellent cooks are spoiled by going into the arts. - Paul Gauguin

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

A friend is someone who makes you feel totally acceptable. - Ene Riisna

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

A friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself. - Frances Weller

It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

What is called a reason for living is also an excellent reason for dying. - Albert Camus

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. - George Santayana

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Being kissed by a man who doesn't wax his moustache is like eating an egg without salt. - Rudyard Kipling

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality. - Arnold Bennett

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

Don't expect your friend to be a perfect person. But help your friend to become a perfect person. That is true friendship. - Mother Teresa

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

You are no more exempt from time's inexorable passing than Macbeth. Whether time is your friend or foe depends on how you use it. - Patricia Fripp

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee. - WC Fields

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar


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After Easter Bunny
Blonde’s Meaning of Easter
Broken Egg
Bunny Calendar
Chocolate Easter Bunnies
Chocolate Easter Eggs
Chocolate Math
Colour Car
Did You Say Happy Easter?
Dying Pope’s Last Request
Easter Bunny’s Hare Spray
Easter Bunny’s Rude Awakening
Easter Bunny Wisdom
Easter Canceled
Easter Car
Easter Cats
Easter Egg Drop-outs
Easter Elephant Eggs
Easter Identity Theft
Easter Sudoku Puzzle
Easter Yolks
Egg Couch
Egg Family
Egg Separator
Egg Walk
Eggs with Eyes
Eggsellent Close Shave
Firm Egg
Forgotten Easter Eggs
Golfer’s Breakfast
Happy Easter, Big Guy
Happy Keester
Hare Five
Hoppy Easter
How Easter Eggs Are Made
How Many Eggs?
Identity Theft
Jerusalem Obituary,  33 A.D.
Leaving A Good Impression
Missed Palm Sunday
Pine Trees Know When It’s Easter
Purrrfect Disguise
Rabbit or Duck?
Stuffed Bunny
Taking No Chance with the Mother-In-Law
Texas Easter Bunny
The Rules of Chocolate
The Crucifixion
The Resurrection
What Happened?
What’s In Easter?

 

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25-Sep-2017