Eggsellent Friends

What eggsellent friends are...

“A true friend is someone who thinks you are a good egg
even though he knows you are slightly cracked.”



Eggsellent Friends

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Old friends are best. - John Selden

My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

The best mirror is an old friend. - Peter Nivio Zarlenga

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. - Kautilya

Corporations are people, my friend. - Mitt Romney

A true friend is the best possession. - Unknown

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

A friend in need is a friend to be avoided. - Lord Samuel

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

My friend is one who takes me for what I am. - Henry David Thoreau

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Talking with a friend is nothing else but thinking aloud. - Joseph Addison

A friend is someone who makes you feel totally acceptable. - Ene Riisna

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

You might not know it, but this is your best friend right here. - Matt Hughes' father

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

A flatterer is a friend who is your inferior, or pretends to be so. - Aristotle

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

It's easy to make a friend. What's hard is to make a stranger. - Unknown

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him, I may think aloud. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive. - Anais Nin

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

Prosperity makes friends and adversity tries them. A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality. - Arnold Bennett

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

Not every hen lay eggs. Not every hen that lays eggs gets them hatched. Not everyone born with greatness becomes as such. Go, hatch your eggs. - Israelmore Ayivor

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


see also   Egg  Section
After Easter Bunny
Blonde’s Meaning of Easter
Broken Egg
Bunny Calendar
Chocolate Easter Bunnies
Chocolate Easter Eggs
Chocolate Math
Colour Car
Did You Say Happy Easter?
Dying Pope’s Last Request
Easter Bunny’s Hare Spray
Easter Bunny’s Rude Awakening
Easter Bunny Wisdom
Easter Canceled
Easter Car
Easter Cats
Easter Egg Drop-outs
Easter Elephant Eggs
Easter Identity Theft
Easter Sudoku Puzzle
Easter Yolks
Egg Couch
Egg Family
Egg Separator
Egg Walk
Eggs with Eyes
Eggsellent Close Shave
Firm Egg
Forgotten Easter Eggs
Golfer’s Breakfast
Happy Easter, Big Guy
Happy Keester
Hare Five
Hoppy Easter
How Easter Eggs Are Made
How Many Eggs?
Identity Theft
Jerusalem Obituary,  33 A.D.
Leaving A Good Impression
Missed Palm Sunday
Pine Trees Know When It’s Easter
Purrrfect Disguise
Rabbit or Duck?
Stuffed Bunny
Taking No Chance with the Mother-In-Law
Texas Easter Bunny
The Rules of Chocolate
The Crucifixion
The Resurrection
What Happened?
What’s In Easter?

 

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19-Feb-2018