1. A clean house is the sign of a broken computer and mine is working fine.

2. I don't disturb cobwebs because I want every creature to have a home of their own.

3. I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.

4. I don't do windows because I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.

5. I don't iron because I choose to believe them when they say “Permanent Press”.

6. I don't mind the dust bunnies because they are very good company. I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.

7. I don't plant a garden because I don't want to get in God's way. He is an excellent designer.

8. I don't pull weeds in the garden because I don't want to get in Mother Nature's way - she's an excellent designer.

9. I don't put things away because my husband will never be able to find them again.

10. I don't Spring Clean because I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous.

11. I don't stress much on anything because “A Type” personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!

12. I don't wax floors because I am terrified a guest will slip & hurt themselves. I'd feel terrible and they may sue me.