Philosophy of House Cleaning

What NOT to do if you want your husband to find them again


1. A clean house is the sign of a broken computer and mine is working fine.

2. I don’t disturb cobwebs because I want every creature to have a home of their own.

3. I don’t do gourmet meals when I entertain because I don’t want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.

4. I don’t do windows because I love birds and don’t want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.

5. I don’t iron because I choose to believe them when they say “Permanent Press”.

6. I don’t mind the dust bunnies because they are very good company. I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.

7. I don’t plant a garden because I don’t want to get in God’s way. He is an excellent designer.

8. I don’t pull weeds in the garden because I don’t want to get in Mother Nature’s way - she’s an excellent designer.

9. I don’t put things away because my husband will never be able to find them again.

10. I don’t Spring Clean because I love all the seasons and don’t want the others to get jealous.

11. I don’t stress much on anything because “A Type” personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol’ woman!

12. I don’t wax floors because I am terrified a guest will slip & hurt themselves. I’d feel terrible and they may sue me.


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A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

WYMI - the all-philosophy radio station. - Mike Dugan

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

There is no greater index of character so sure as the voice. - Benjamin Disraeli

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

Character builds slowly but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness. - Faith Baldwin

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

It has been my philosophy of life that difficulties vanish when faced boldly. - Isaac Asimov

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle


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Evolution and Philosophy
Irish Philosophy
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16-Oct-2018