A big bull, a middle-sized bull, and a little bull were walking down a country lane. They came to a beautiful field of alfalfa - tall, juicy and delicious. There was a hole in the fence, and the big bull shouldered the other two aside and went in to eat his fill.
The other two bulls went on down the lane and came to a clover field - fragrant, tender and inviting. The middle-sized bull noticed that the gate was open, so he pushed the little bull to one side and went in to enjoy the clover.
The little bull continued down the lane. Finally he came to the village suburbs, then to the business area, to the heart of the village - and finally to the countryside beyond.
The moral of the story: a little bull goes a long way.
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