Blessings From The Pope

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Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

There is no substitute for the Bible. - Henry Halley

It ain't exactly the Pope diamond. - Archie Bunker

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

Nurses — one of the few blessings of being ill. - Sara Moss-Wolfe

Death may be the greatest of all human blessings. - Socrates

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

Germany is a fortress, but it is a fortress without a roof. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Failure is necessary to succeed and will become your biggest blessing. - Lynn Bardowski

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

I have great respect for the Pope. I like the Pope. I actually like him. - Donald Trump

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily we do our eyes. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

There are two ways of disliking poetry; one way is to dislike it, the other is to read Pope. - Oscar Wilde

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting. - Pierce Brosnan

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

Toward the north, from there shone Frederick, the North Star, around whom Germany, Europe, even the world seemed to turn. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump


see also   Religious  Section
Behind The Scenes Pope Election
Blessings for Mankind and Womankind
Can’t Get Rid of the Old Pope Smell
Cardinals Select New Pope
Deciding The Next Pope
Ex-Benedict
If I Could Do It, So Can You!
List of Catholic Popes
Pope Francis es Numero Uno
Pope Woody
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25-Sep-2018