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Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

I would have made a good Pope. - Richard M Nixon

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

There is no substitute for the Bible. - Henry Halley

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. - Mark Twain

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Nurses — one of the few blessings of being ill. - Sara Moss-Wolfe

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury

A contented mind is the greatest blessing a man can enjoy in this world. - Joseph Addison

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big. - Bill O'Reilly

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

I'm Irish. That means I'm Catholic. But, truth is, now I'm a retired Christian. - Peter O'Toole

There are two ways of disliking poetry; one way is to dislike it, the other is to read Pope. - Oscar Wilde

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

Toward the north, from there shone Frederick, the North Star, around whom Germany, Europe, even the world seemed to turn. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings. The inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. - Winston Churchill

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James


see also   Religious  Section
Behind The Scenes Pope Election
Blessings for Mankind and Womankind
Can’t Get Rid of the Old Pope Smell
Cardinals Select New Pope
Deciding The Next Pope
Ex-Benedict
If I Could Do It, So Can You!
List of Catholic Popes
Pope Francis es Numero Uno
Pope Woody
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20-Jun-2018