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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. - Mark Twain

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

Some German words are so long that they have perspective. - Mark Twain

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

What seems to us as bitter trials are often blessings in disguise. - Oscar Wilde

Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

Failure is necessary to succeed and will become your biggest blessing. - Lynn Bardowski

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

I have great respect for the Pope. I like the Pope. I actually like him. - Donald Trump

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

45 caliber German Shmowzer - a 38 caliber German Floogle with a telephonic site - Archie Bunker

My husband's German. Every night I get dressed up as Poland and he invades me. - Bette Midler

What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily we do our eyes. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

There are two ways of disliking poetry; one way is to dislike it, the other is to read Pope. - Oscar Wilde

Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving. - W.T. Purkiser

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

Toward the north, from there shone Frederick, the North Star, around whom Germany, Europe, even the world seemed to turn. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy


see also   Religious  Section
Behind The Scenes Pope Election
Blessings for Mankind and Womankind
Can’t Get Rid of the Old Pope Smell
Cardinals Select New Pope
Deciding The Next Pope
Ex-Benedict
If I Could Do It, So Can You!
List of Catholic Popes
Pope Francis es Numero Uno
Pope Woody
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13-Dec-2018