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New communion service with German beer for the new German Pope

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I would have made a good Pope. - Richard M Nixon

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

It ain't exactly the Pope diamond. - Archie Bunker

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

Nurses — one of the few blessings of being ill. - Sara Moss-Wolfe

Death may be the greatest of all human blessings. - Socrates

Germany is a fortress, but it is a fortress without a roof. - Franklin D Roosevelt

What seems to us as bitter trials are often blessings in disguise. - Oscar Wilde

Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

I had an Irish Catholic education. Horrible nuns, vindictive and cruel. - John Lydon

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

My husband's German. Every night I get dressed up as Poland and he invades me. - Bette Midler

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

You know what's got the world in the shape today? Buddah, the Pope, Marx and Lemons. - Archie Bunker

If we magnified blessings as much as we magnify disappointments, we would all be much happier. - John Wooden

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings. The inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. - Winston Churchill

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - the Joe-kster


see also   Religious  Section
Behind The Scenes Pope Election
Blessings for Mankind and Womankind
Can’t Get Rid of the Old Pope Smell
Cardinals Select New Pope
Deciding The Next Pope
Ex-Benedict
If I Could Do It, So Can You!
List of Catholic Popes
Pope Francis es Numero Uno
Pope Woody
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24-Feb-2018