A woman entered a fruit store and said to the clerk, “I want to purchase some fruit for my sick husband.” “We have some very nice sweet cherries on sale for a dollar a box,” said the clerk. She looked them over and decided to take a box. Handing them to the clerk she added, “Have they been sprayed with poison?” Replied the clerk, “No ma’am. You will have to purchase that at the drug store.” see also   Medical  &  Marriage Double Rainbow Sunday Paper Nahtzee I Can Still Kiss You Church Dinner 59 Chev Boat Urgent World War I Message An Iceberg Floated Into Town Walk Sign Timing Family Hands Chocolate Bed Crocodile Floor

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