Tee Time in Heaven
When it’s time to change golf courses...
Planning for your next golf game in heaven, eh?
“Madame fortune teller, tell me: Are there golf courses in heaven?”
“I have good news, and I have bad news.”
“What’s the good news?”
“The good news is that the golf courses in heaven are beautiful beyond anything
you could imagine!”
“That’s wonderful, but what’s the bad news?”
“You’ll be teeing off at 7:30 tomorrow morning.”