Thailand Model Truck - With Air Conditioner

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Thailand Truck

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Thailand stands at a crossroads. - Thaksin Shinawatra

Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

I will be the Thai equivalent of Eddie the Eagle. - Vanessa Mae

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

The most dangerous thing I've ever done is probably bungee jumping in Thailand. - Simon Cowell

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

Life is short and we never have enough time for gladdening the hearts of those who travel the way with us. Oh, be swift to love! Make haste to be kind. - Henri Frederic Amiel

The award for travel writing was for "people who've been somewhere and written about it." Veni, vidi, velcro; I came, I saw, I stuck around. - Sandi Toksvig

NASA asked me to create meals for the space shuttle. Thai chicken was the favorite. I flew in a fake space shuttle, but I have no desire to go into space after seeing the toilet. - Rachael Ray

You are in the driver's seat of your life and can point your life down any road you want to travel. You can go as fast or as slow as you want to go ... and you can change the road you're on at any time. - Jinger Heath

Whether a plane to Singapore, a subway in Manhattan, or the streets of Cincinnati, I search for meaningful conversation wherever I may travel. Without it, I believe we lose the ability to not only understand others, but more importantly, ourselves. - Dhani Jones

All the pathos and irony of leaving one's youth behind is thus implicit in every joyous moment of travel: one knows that the first joy can never be recovered, and the wise traveler learns not to repeat successes but tries new places all the time. - Paul Fussell


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