Brain Transplant
Why you pay relative-ly high brain costs…
Relatives
gathered in the hospital waiting room, where their family member lay gravely
ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.
“I'm afraid
I'm the bearer of bad news,” he said as
he surveyed the worried faces.
“The only
hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an
experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover
the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves.”
The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of
time, someone asked,
“Well, how
much does a brain cost?”
The doctor quickly responded,
“$5,000 for
a male brain, and $200 for a female brain.”
The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye
contact with the women, but some actually smirked.
A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted
to ask,
“Why is the
male brain so much more?”
The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group,
“It's just
standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains,
because they've actually been used.”