Mexican Salad Dressing

Tracking down the source of the spinach E. coli outbreak

Don’t croak on this Mexican spinach salad



Don’t forget this brand of fresh spinach/salad! Looks like the water
the spinach was washed in contained polliwogs and these became fresh new frogs,
right in the packages. So if you’re looking for salad fixings with a
little more body, then be sure and try this brand. Don’t forget,
it’s the extra care that Mexican companies take that makes the difference...
Look closely at the package... just below the words “Fresco, Lavado”

Mexican salad dressing includes frog in package

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In LA, I live on sushi or salad. - Denise Van Outen

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

The main ingredient of stardom is the rest of the team. - John Wooden

I'm a terrible cook, but I make very good lobster salad. - Nancy Carell

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow. - Sam Snead

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. The End. - Unknown

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. - E.B. White

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is the knack of getting along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

Motherhood is not for the fainthearted. Frogs, skinned knees and the insults of teenage girls are not meant for the wimpy. - Danielle Steele

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind. - E.B. White

Five frogs are sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left?
Five, because there's a difference between deciding and doing. - Mark L. Feldman & Michael F. Spratt


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