Redneck Wedding Limo

The boss generously gave Bubba an hour off work on his wedding day

Bubba moves mountains to get his bride to the alter in time



Redneck Wedding Limousine

QuotaBills
Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

One more stage, one more limo, one more run for your life. - John Lennon

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Unknown

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

Marriage is better than leprosy because it's easier to get rid of. - WC Fields

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. - G K Chesterton

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


see also   Marriage,  Redneck  &  Wedding  Sections
Backhoe Hot Tub
Halloween Special
Motorcycle Limo
Redneck Backhoe Operator
Tired Backhoe

 

Goliath Hawg

Water Walkers - Part I

Snail Time

Jews: The Revenge

UNinvolved

When Not To Stop Too Fast

Manitoba Thunderstorm

Reaching The Ocean

Chipotie Burger

Spotter Dog

Jigsaw Sudoku Puzzles E

Come Quietly Please

Surf-In Lunch Snack

Piranha on Steroids

Car Moochanic

Ancient Thing Store

If I Had A City

Fractured Foot or Hand?

Exhausting Gyne Work

Portable Balance Beam
Full list of creditsFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

28-Jul-2017