Wish-Granting Mirror

Mirror, Mirror on the French Wall - who’s the fairest blonde of all?


In a fancy Paris restaurant, there’s a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth. If you lie, you disappear. One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror.

The brunette goes first.“I think I’m the smartest woman on earth.”
“POOF!” She disappears.

The redhead goes up to try.“I think I’m the prettiest woman on earth.”
“POOF!” She disappears.

The blonde goes up.“I think...”
“POOF!”


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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe

There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works. - Will Rogers

I think being a dragon would be pretty awesome... you get to fly. - Josh Keaton

In critical moments, men sometimes see exactly what they wish to see. - Leonard Nimoy

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl. - Charlie Chaplin

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

It really is pretty hard to rhyme each line with the one that follows it. - Robert Lowell

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

If you can't see anything beautiful about yourself, get a better mirror. - Shane Koyczan

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

Many a woman has a past, but I am told that she has at least a dozen, and that they all fit. - Oscar Wilde

Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know what a man really is, give him power. - Robert G. Ingersoll

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence. - Unknown

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. - Virginia Woolf

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty: "Who cares?" - Tina Fey

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age; a woman who would tell one would tell one anything. - Oscar Wilde

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with the word 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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18-Oct-2018