In a fancy Paris restaurant, there’s a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth. If you lie, you disappear. One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror. The brunette goes first.“I think I’m the smartest woman on earth.” “POOF!” She disappears. The redhead goes up to try.“I think I’m the prettiest woman on earth.” “POOF!” She disappears. The blonde goes up.“I think...” “POOF!” see also   Blonde,  Genie  &  Restaurant   Sections Always Use Your Mirrors Blonde Car Mirror Brick Bike Confident Motorcyclist - Objects In Mirror Are Losing Female IT Experts How To Detect A 2-Way Mirror Makeup Mirror Mid Room Mirror Mirror Bike Mirror Lake Mirror Objects Mirror Shaking Double Rainbow Sunday Paper Nahtzee I Can Still Kiss You Church Dinner 59 Chev Boat Urgent World War I Message An Iceberg Floated Into Town Walk Sign Timing Family Hands Chocolate Bed Crocodile Floor

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