Wish-Granting Mirror

Mirror, Mirror on the French Wall - who’s the fairest blonde of all?


In a fancy Paris restaurant, there’s a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth. If you lie, you disappear. One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror.

The brunette goes first.“I think I’m the smartest woman on earth.”
“POOF!” She disappears.

The redhead goes up to try.“I think I’m the prettiest woman on earth.”
“POOF!” She disappears.

The blonde goes up.“I think...”
“POOF!”


QuotaBills
A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

I would rather be called funny than pretty. - Nia Vardalos

The solution of every problem is another problem. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

Nothing is so commonplace as to wish to be remarkable. - Olive Wendell Holmes Sr.

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

Everyone wishes that the man whom he fears would perish. - Ovid

A weeping man and a smiling woman are not to be trusted. - Indian Proverb

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

A woman is attractive when she is somebody else's wife. - African Proverb

The truth isn't always beauty, but the hunger for it is. - Nadine Gordimer

The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle. - Richard Dawkins

You're either part of the solution or part of the problem. - Eldridge Cleaver

When you love someone all your saved up wishes start coming out. - Elizabeth Bowen

Fears are educated into us, and can, if we wish, be educated out. - Karl Augustus Menninger

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

If you wish your life were different... do your life differently. - Terence Houlihan

That woman is liable to come at you like a Doberman's Pincher. - Archie Bunker

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed! - Phyllis Diller

There is nothing that makes its way more directly into the soul than beauty. - Joseph Addison

A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat. - Oscar Wilde

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty in every age of life really never grows old. - Franz Kafka

There are only two kinds of people in the world: the Irish and those who wish they were. - Irish Saying

Many a woman has a past, but I am told that she has at least a dozen, and that they all fit. - Oscar Wilde

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age; a woman who would tell one would tell one anything. - Oscar Wilde

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. - Unknown

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


see also   Blonde,  Genie  &  Restaurant   Sections
Always Use Your Mirrors
Blonde Car Mirror
Brick Bike
Confident Motorcyclist - Objects In Mirror Are Losing
Female IT Experts
How To Detect A 2-Way Mirror
Makeup Mirror
Mid Room Mirror
Mirror Bike
Mirror Image
Mirror Lake
Mirror Objects
Mirror Shaking
Mirror Solution

 

Octostump

Trail Closed

Wash Day On The Farm

Trudeau Flagpole

Headset Warning

Cow Trampoline

Tractor Pull

Mandage

Texas Rims

X-Factor Sudoku Puzzles B

How Do You Spell L-U-C-K-Y?

Redneck's Favorite Bar Stool

Zip Tie Prank

First Aid Responders

3D Latte Art

Horse Photobomb

Warmest Wishes for a Perfect Sunday

Express Checkout

Theft-Free Lunch

Lunch Break
Full list of creditsFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

20-Feb-2018