Wish-Granting Mirror

Mirror, Mirror on the French Wall - who’s the fairest blonde of all?


In a fancy Paris restaurant, there’s a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth. If you lie, you disappear. One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror.

The brunette goes first.“I think I’m the smartest woman on earth.”
“POOF!” She disappears.

The redhead goes up to try.“I think I’m the prettiest woman on earth.”
“POOF!” She disappears.

The blonde goes up.“I think...”
“POOF!”


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Those who wish to sing, always find a song. - Swedish Proverb

I would rather be called funny than pretty. - Nia Vardalos

He who looketh upon a woman loseth a fender. - Auto repair shop

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

The genie can't be pushed back into the bottle. - David N Leff

Where there is great love, there are always wishes. - Willa Cather

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

A weeping man and a smiling woman are not to be trusted. - Indian Proverb

We are no longer happy, so soon as we wish to be happier. - Walter Savage Landor

He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original. - Alice Cooper

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

Q: What do you call a blonde with brains?
A: A labrador. - Lee Mack

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon

That woman temptated me up there and you know she was a wonton woman. - Archie Bunker

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill

If you can't see anything beautiful about yourself, get a better mirror. - Shane Koyczan

With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now. - Groucho Marx

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

Put increased emphasis on a potential solution and less emphasis on cursing the problem. - Unknown

My perspective on my mother has changed immensely. She was a lot taller when I was younger. - Howie Mandel

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, which doesn't say much for you. - Groucho Marx

Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know what a man really is, give him power. - Robert G. Ingersoll

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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16-Oct-2019