Wish-Granting Mirror

Mirror, Mirror on the French Wall - who’s the fairest blonde of all?


In a fancy Paris restaurant, there’s a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth. If you lie, you disappear. One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror.

The brunette goes first.“I think I’m the smartest woman on earth.”
“POOF!” She disappears.

The redhead goes up to try.“I think I’m the prettiest woman on earth.”
“POOF!” She disappears.

The blonde goes up.“I think...”
“POOF!”


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The best mirror is an old friend. - Peter Nivio Zarlenga

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Your inner beauty never needs makeup. - Unknown

Everything has beauty, but not everyone can see. - Confucious

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

Three wishes - no substitutes, exchanges or refunds. - Robin Williams

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Nothing is so commonplace as to wish to be remarkable. - Olive Wendell Holmes Sr.

A weeping man and a smiling woman are not to be trusted. - Indian Proverb

Beauty in things lies in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

What we need is not the will to believe, but the wish to find out. - Bertrand Russell

That woman is liable to come at you like a Doberman's Pincher. - Archie Bunker

Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. - Unknown

True words are not always pretty; pretty words are not always true. - Unknown

If you think there's a solution, you're part of the problem. - George Carlin

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

Plenty of people wish to become devout, but no one wishes to be humble. - Joseph Addison

A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

Sometimes you just got to give yourself what you wish someone else would give you. - Dr. Phil

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied. - Oscar Wilde

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

Remember, we're fighting for this woman’s honor, which is probably far more than she's ever done! - Groucho Marx

In every problem, there's a concealed solution... locking itself underneath... unlock, peruse, find and solve. - Michael B. Johnson

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

The formulation of a problem is often more essential than its solution, which may be merely a matter of mathematical or experimental skill. - Albert Einstein


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20-Jan-2019