Wish-Granting Mirror

Mirror, Mirror on the French Wall - who’s the fairest blonde of all?


In a fancy Paris restaurant, there’s a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth. If you lie, you disappear. One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror.

The brunette goes first.“I think I’m the smartest woman on earth.”
“POOF!” She disappears.

The redhead goes up to try.“I think I’m the prettiest woman on earth.”
“POOF!” She disappears.

The blonde goes up.“I think...”
“POOF!”


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There's a great woman behind every idiot. - John Lennon

A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition. - Unknown

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

Some German words are so long that they have perspective. - Mark Twain

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

I think being a dragon would be pretty awesome... you get to fly. - Josh Keaton

That woman is liable to come at you like a Doberman's Pincher. - Archie Bunker

Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. - Unknown

Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed! - Phyllis Diller

Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown

I don't like to think of all the misery but of the beauty that remains. - Anne Frank

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Sometimes you just got to give yourself what you wish someone else would give you. - Dr. Phil

Listen long enough and the person will generally come up with an adequate solution. - Mary Kay Ash

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

Pretty people aren't as accepted as other people. It comes with all these stigmas. - Mischa Barton

There are only two kinds of people in the world: the Irish and those who wish they were. - Irish Saying

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck

Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in. - Brendan Behan

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

When instead of reacting against a situation, you merge with it, the solution arises out of the situation itself. - Eckhart Tolle

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes and inspires his listener with the wish to teach himself. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Peace is not something you wish for; it's something you make, something you do, something you are, something you give away. - Unknown

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

I think what's going on with gorillas is pretty bad. The fact is that you can buy gorilla meat in London any day you want it. - Adam Ant

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger


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20-May-2018