Wish-Granting Mirror

Mirror, Mirror on the French Wall - who’s the fairest blonde of all?


In a fancy Paris restaurant, there’s a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth. If you lie, you disappear. One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror.

The brunette goes first.“I think I’m the smartest woman on earth.”
“POOF!” She disappears.

The redhead goes up to try.“I think I’m the prettiest woman on earth.”
“POOF!” She disappears.

The blonde goes up.“I think...”
“POOF!”


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Exuberance is beauty. - William Blake

I always say that beauty is only sin deep. - Saki

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

You must be the change you wish to see in the world. - Mahatma Gandhi

I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. - Steven Wright

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

We are no longer happy, so soon as we wish to be happier. - Walter Savage Landor

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman. - Jack Nicholson

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works. - Will Rogers

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell

Beauty will result from the form and the correspondence of the whole. - Andrea Palladio

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. - Erica Jong

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

True beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and tubes. - Unknown

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde

And what is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Put increased emphasis on a potential solution and less emphasis on cursing the problem. - Unknown

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

There is always a well-known solution to every human problem - neat, plausible, and wrong. - H L Mencken

Will you look back on life and say, 'I wish I had,' or 'I'm glad I did it'? - Zig Ziglar

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

When instead of reacting against a situation, you merge with it, the solution arises out of the situation itself. - Eckhart Tolle

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's. - Bernard Shaw

This, then, is the test we must set for ourselves; not to march alone but to march in such a way that others will wish to join us. - Hubert H. Humphrey

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

The layman's constitutional view is that what he likes is constitutional and that which he doesn't like is unconstitutional. - Hugo L Black


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15-Aug-2018