Bed For Blondes

A blonde’s alternative to lame furniture

Caution: This bed is only for blondes who can read!



Blonde Bed

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And so to bed. - Samuel Pepys

Do it big or stay in bed. - Larry Kelly

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

A revolution is not a bed of roses. - Fidel Castro

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. - Phyllis Diller

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

You'd think I was Lazarus rising from the bed. - Archie Bunker

He who sleeps on the floor will not fall off the bed. - Robert Gronock

You have to get up early if you want to get out of bed. - Groucho Marx

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

I give unto my wife my second best bed, with the furniture. - William Shakespeare

I'm not afraid of spiders; I've had worse in my bed. - Donna Lynn Hope

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller

Q: What do you call a blonde with brains?
A: A labrador. - Lee Mack

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

In a sick-room or a bed-room there should never be shutters shut. - Florence Nightingale

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

Bad habits are like a good bed; easy to get into but difficult to get out of. - Unknown

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

The latest thing in psychiatry is group therapy. Instead of couches, they use bunk beds. - Henny Youngman

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

No human being believes that any other human being has a right to be in bed when he himself is up. - Robert Lynd

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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15-Nov-2018