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German gardener germinates seed-iest car of the year





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We don't grow older, we grow riper. - Pablo Picasso

Grow old with me! The best is yet to be. - Robert Browning

It is sad to grow old, but nice to ripen. - Brigitte Bardot

Regulations grow at the same rate as weeds. - Norman R. Augustine

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. - Bryan White

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh - at yourself. - Ethel Barrymore

Our youth we can have but today; we may always find time to grow old. - George Berkeley

The teacher is one who makes two ideas grow where only one grew before. - Elbert Hubbard

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

The grass may be greener on the other side, but it's just as hard to cut. - Little Richard

Learning to let go of guilt and forgive yourself is part of emotional growth. - Unknown

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

Ever hear of the old saying, "grass don't grow on a busy street?" - Archie Bunker

If you are going to grow into a human being, you are going to need some values. - Ann Dunham

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami

If you want to have more, you have to become more. You have to grow into your goals. - Jim Rohn

When we grow old, there can only be one regret: not to have given enough of ourselves. - Eleonora Duse

New York champagne - that's a phony label. They don't grow raisins in New York. - Archie Bunker

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

The key to growth is the introduction of higher dimensions of consciousness into our awareness. - Lao Tzu

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

If wrinkles must be written upon our brows, let them not be written upon the heart. The spirit should never grow old. - James A. Garfield

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

If we want a free and peaceful world, if we want to make the deserts bloom and man grow to greater dignity as a human being - we can do it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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25-Sep-2018