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Have you watered your car lately?

German gardener germinates seed-iest car of the year





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Who does not grow, declines. - Rabbi Hillel

Growth is the only evidence of life. - John Henry Newman

Don't grow up - it's a trap! - Unknown

Those whom the gods love grow young. - Oscar Wilde

Absence makes the heart grow fonder. - Sextus Propertius

Grow old with me! The best is yet to be. - Robert Browning

Many foxes grow gray, but few grow good. - Benjamin Franklin

You're never too old to grow younger. - Mae West

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

When you forgive, you heal. When you let go, you grow. - Unknown

You won't help shoots grow by pulling them up higher. - Chines Proverb

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

No warning can save a people determined to grow suddenly rich. - Lord Overstone

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh - at yourself. - Ethel Barrymore

The teacher is one who makes two ideas grow where only one grew before. - Elbert Hubbard

If you are going to grow into a human being, you are going to need some values. - Ann Dunham

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom. - H L Mencken

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what people say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

When we grow old, there can only be one regret: not to have given enough of ourselves. - Eleonora Duse

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Every blade of grass has its angel that bends over it and whispers, 'Grow, grow.' - Talmud

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. - Unknown

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

Change and growth take place when a person has risked himself and dares to become involved with experimenting with his own life. - Herbert Otto

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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24-Jun-2018