Chia Car

Have you watered your car lately?

German gardener germinates seed-iest car of the year





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Danger and delight grow on one stalk. - English Proverb

Grow old with me! The best is yet to be. - Robert Browning

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner. - H.S. Leigh

May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty. - Irish Blessing

Grow old along with me!
The best is yet to be. - Robert Browning

All change is not growth; all movement is not forward. - Ellen Glasgow

You won't help shoots grow by pulling them up higher. - Chines Proverb

Don't smother each other. No one can grow in the shade. - Leo Buscaglia

It is well that war is terrible. We should grow too fond of it. - Robert E Lee

Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell. - Edward Abbey

Our youth we can have but today; we may always find time to grow old. - George Berkeley

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn. - Andrew V. Mason

The spirit of self-help is the root of all genuine growth in the individual. - Samuel Smiles

Ever hear of the old saying, "grass don't grow on a busy street?" - Archie Bunker

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict. - William Ellery Channing

Many ideas grow better when transplanted into another mind, than in the one where they sprung up. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. - Unknown

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

Grow up, and that is a terribly hard thing to do. It is much easier to skip it and go from one childhood to another. - F Scott Fitzgerald

If wrinkles must be written upon our brows, let them not be written upon the heart. The spirit should never grow old. - James A. Garfield

Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen. - Steven Wright

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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24-May-2019