Chia Car

Have you watered your car lately?

German gardener germinates seed-iest car of the year





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Mighty oaks from little acorns grow. - Unknown

We don't grow older, we grow riper. - Pablo Picasso

Many foxes grow gray, but few grow good. - Benjamin Franklin

When I grow up, I want to be a little boy. - Joseph Heller

Growth itself contains the germ of happiness. - Pearl S. Buck

Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh

There are so few who can grow old with a good grace. - Richard Steele

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

Our youth we can have but today; we may always find time to grow old. - George Berkeley

Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin

If you are going to grow into a human being, you are going to need some values. - Ann Dunham

No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow. - Alice Walker

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. - George Bernard Shaw

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

New York champagne - that's a phony label. They don't grow raisins in New York. - Archie Bunker

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. - Oliver W. Holmes

Every blade of grass has its angel that bends over it and whispers, 'Grow, grow.' - Talmud

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Grow up, and that is a terribly hard thing to do. It is much easier to skip it and go from one childhood to another. - F Scott Fitzgerald

As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself, the other for helping others. - Audrey Hepburn

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

The very things we wish to avoid, neglect and flee from turn out to be the 'prima materia' from which all real growth comes. - Andrew Harvey

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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10-Dec-2018