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Don't grow up - it's a trap! - Unknown

Those whom the gods love grow young. - Oscar Wilde

When I grow up, I want to be a little boy. - Joseph Heller

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Regulations grow at the same rate as weeds. - Norman R. Augustine

Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh

Life is change. Growth is optional. Choose wisely. - Karen Kaiser Clark

Never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be. - Clementine Paddleford

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb

No warning can save a people determined to grow suddenly rich. - Lord Overstone

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

The teacher is one who makes two ideas grow where only one grew before. - Elbert Hubbard

If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn. - Andrew V. Mason

The spirit of self-help is the root of all genuine growth in the individual. - Samuel Smiles

Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Ever hear of the old saying, "grass don't grow on a busy street?" - Archie Bunker

No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow. - Alice Walker

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

When we grow old, there can only be one regret: not to have given enough of ourselves. - Eleonora Duse

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

New York champagne - that's a phony label. They don't grow raisins in New York. - Archie Bunker

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing. - Michael Pritchard

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. - Unknown

Grow up, and that is a terribly hard thing to do. It is much easier to skip it and go from one childhood to another. - F Scott Fitzgerald

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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16-Oct-2019