Man Of The House

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Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. - Mark Twain

There is no client as scary as an innocent man. - J. Michael Haller

The man ain't got a regleamin' feature. - Archie Bunker

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

As iron sharpens iron, one man sharpens another. - Bible

Men will let you abuse them only if you make them laugh. - Henry Ward Beecher

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

Orthodoxy is my doxy; heterodoxy is another man's doxy. - William Warburton

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

Success will come to the side that has the last man standing. - Philippe Petain

A wise man learns by the mistakes of others, a fool by his own. - Latin Proverb

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D. Rockefeller

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

Nothing is so silly as the expression of a man who is being complimented. - Andre Gide

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill a million and you're a conqueror. - Jean Rostand

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse." - Francois Morency

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Bogart could have been color blind. He got to know a man before he decided if he liked him or not. - Sammy Davis, Jr.

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

To get something done a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of whom are absent. - Robert Copeland

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

I know of no more encouraging fact than the unquestionable ability of man to elevate his life by conscious endeavor. - Henry David Thoreau

Everything that enlarges the sphere of human powers, that shows man he can do what he thought he could not do, is valuable. - Samuel Johnson

To do the useful thing, to say the courageous thing, to contemplate the beautiful thing: that is enough for one man's life. - T S Eliot

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles


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