Man Of The House

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Man is a god in ruins. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

But men are men; the best sometimes forget. - William Shakespeare

The man ain't got a regleamin' feature. - Archie Bunker

A man is not where he lives, but where he loves. - Latin Proverb

A man thinks he knows, but a woman knows better. - Indian Proverb

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Are they not men? Do they not have rational souls? - Antonio de Montesinos

Eunuch: A man who has had his works cut out for him. - Robert Byrne

You can see real attitude of man when he's terrified. - Toba Beta

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Once at least in his life each man walks with Christ to Emmaus. - Oscar Wilde

Men do not shape destiny. Destiny produces the man for the hour. - Fidel Castro

Any man or institution that tries to rob me of my dignity will lose. - Nelson Mandela

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

The man who never makes mistakes loses a great many chances to learn something. - Unknown

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat. - Oscar Wilde

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill a million and you're a conqueror. - Jean Rostand

A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never quite sure. - Lee Segall

If a man dies and leaves his estate in an uncertain condition, the lawyers become his heirs. - Edgar Watson Howe

That best portion of a good man's life - his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love. - William Wordsworth

Your desires and true beliefs have a way of playing blind man's bluff. You must corner the inner facts. - David Seabury

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

Therefore if a man look sharply and attentively, he shall see Fortune; for though she be blind, yet she is not invisible. - Francis Bacon

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher. - Thomas Henry Huxley

When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos

There is always room for a man of force and he makes room for many. Society is a troop of thinkers and the best heads among them take the best places. - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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