Man Of The House

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What is a rebel? A man who says no. - Albert Camus

He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

Men are what their mothers made them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Adversity introduces a man to himself. - Unknown

A rich man's joke is always funny. - Thomas Edward Brown

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

The man who laughs has not yet heard the news. - Bertolt Brecht

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

No great man ever complains of want of opportunities. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it. - Oscar Wilde

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

The successful warrior is the average man, with laser-like focus. - Bruce Lee

History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

A man thinks that by mouthing hard words he understands hard things. - Herman Melville

Men are governed only by serving them; the rule is without exception. - V. Cousin

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know. - Abraham Lincoln

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

I have never met a man so ignorant I couldn't learn something from him. - Galileo

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

A failure is a man who has blundered but is not able to cash in on the experience. - Elbert Hubbard

Every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world. - Arthur Schopenhauer

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never quite sure. - Lee Segall

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

It ain't enough that he's a Pinko and an atheist. You gonna turn him from a man to a morphadite? - Archie Bunker

A man who has to be convinced to act before he acts is not a man of action. You must act as you breathe. - Georges Clemenceau

Human reason is like a drunken man on horseback, set it up on one side and it tumbles over on the other. - Martin Luther

What distinguishes the majority of men from the few is their inability to act according to their beliefs. - John Stuart Mill

A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed. - Unknown

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is a man who collects the rent. - Lord Webb-Johnson

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