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Strong men criticize themselves. - Unknown

Hope is the dream of the waking man. - French Proverb

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

The fool wonders, the wise man asks. - Benjamin Disraeli

A man that has had his fill is no eater. - Spain Proverb

If a man does his best, what else is there? - George S Patton

A man's only as old as the woman he feels. - Groucho Marx

Man arrives as a novice at each age of his life. - Nicolas Collins

Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers. - Voltaire

In this world a man must either be an anvil or hammer. - Henry W. Longfellow

Adversity causes some men to break, others to break records. - William A. Ward

Riches don't make a man rich, they only make him busier. - Christopher Columbus

A man's true height is determined by his thoughts and actions. - Unknown

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

There is but one temple in the universe and that is the body of man. - Novalis

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

A man is but a product of his thoughts; what he thinks, that he becomes. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

The concept of number is the obvious distinction between the beast and man. - Joseph de Maistre

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

I am an old man and have known many troubles, but most of them never happened. - Mark Twain

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies, said Jojen. The man who never reads lives only one. - George R.R. Martin

Men are born with two eyes but with one tongue, in order that they may see twice as much as they say. - C.C. Colton

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. - Homer Simpson

The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that men may become robots. - Eric Fromm

If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals. - J K Rowling

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

A forgiveness ought to be like a canceled note, torn in two and burned up, so that it can never be shown against the man. - Henry Ward Beecher

Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. - William R Inge

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man — he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

A man cannot directly choose his circumstances, but he can choose his thoughts, and so indirectly, yet surely, shape his circumstances. - James Allen

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez


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