Man Of The House

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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. - Mark Twain

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

Very few people know this man was born an only twin. - Henny Youngman

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

Try not to become a man of success but a man of value. - Albert Einstein

The best smell in the world is that man that you love. - Jennifer Aniston

If a man would move the world, he must first move himself. - Socrates

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. - Spanish Proverb

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

The wisest man is generally he who thinks himself the least so. - Nicolas Baileau

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor. - Ogden Nash

A man is never so on trial as in the moment of excessive good fortune. - Lew Wallace

Truly intelligent men know better than to take themselves too seriously. - Unknown

A man is but a product of his thoughts; what he thinks, that he becomes. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. - Edmund Burke

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

It's not the oath that makes us believe the man, but the man who says the oath. - Aeschylus

A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never quite sure. - Lee Segall

A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others. - Ayn Rand

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse." - Francois Morency

As a rule, what is out of sight disturbs men's minds more seriously than what they see. - Julius Caesar

By persistently remaining single, a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation. - Oscar Wilde

Great men undertake great things because they are great; fools, because they think them easy. - Vauvenargues

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

She needed the chaos within her in order to discover the extraordinary no man could ever reach. - Robert M. Drake

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

A poet can write about a man slaying a dragon, but not about a man pushing a button that releases a bomb. - W H Auden

We are all motivated by a keen desire for praise, and the better a man is, the more he is inspired to glory. - Cicero

The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground. - Thomas Overbury

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

He who learns the rules of wisdom without conforming to them in his life is like a man who plows in his field but does not sow. - Saadi

Friendship... is born at the moment when one man says to another "What! You too? I thought that no one but myself..." - C S Lewis

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

God is dead: but considering the state the species Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

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Man Of The House   (original text)

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