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A man's bar is his castle - Archie Bunker

Man knows more than he understands. - Alfred Adler

A man must learn to forgive himself. - Arthur Davis Ficke

A patient man will ultimately succeed. - Unknown

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

Wise is the man who knows he has enough. - Unknown

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

The first test of a truly great man is his humility. - John Ruskin

Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies. - Voltaire

No man goes before his time ... unless the boss leaves early. - Groucho Marx

It is the weak man who urges compromise - never the strong man. - Elbert Hubbard

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Men do not shape destiny. Destiny produces the man for the hour. - Fidel Castro

The successful warrior is the average man, with laser-like focus. - Bruce Lee

Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve. - Napoleon Hill

Heresies are experiments in man's unsatisfied search for truth. - H G Wells

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can. - Jean Kerr

A man is but a product of his thoughts; what he thinks, that he becomes. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented? - George Carlin

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

By persistently remaining single, a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation. - Oscar Wilde

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The immature man wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mature man wants to live humanely for one. - Wilheim Stekel

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened. - Winston Churchill

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Everything that enlarges the sphere of human powers, that shows man he can do what he thought he could not do, is valuable. - Samuel Johnson

There comes a stage at which a man would rather die cleanly by a bullet than by the unknown terror of the phantom in the forest. - Tahir Shah

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

An ostentatious man will rather relate a blunder or an absurdity he has committed, than be debarred from talking of his own dear person. - Joseph Addison

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

A man who is used to acting in one way never changes; he must come to ruin when the times, in changing, no longer are in harmony with his ways. - Niccolo Machiavelli

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? - Linda Ellerbee

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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22-Aug-2017