Never Do Anything Wrong

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Never Do Anything Wrong

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Everything popular is wrong. - Oscar Wilde

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

What is morally wrong cannot be politically right. - William Gladstone

The client may be an idiot, but he's never wrong. - Tripp Evans

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

If you're going to do something wrong, at least enjoy it. - Leo Rosten

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

There is nothing wrong with making mistakes. Just don't respond with encores. - Unknown

But the man worthwhile is the one who will smile when everything goes dead wrong. - Ella Wheeler Wilcox

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. - Unknown

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

There is always a well-known solution to every human problem - neat, plausible, and wrong. - H L Mencken

He who does wrong does wrong against himself. He who acts unjustly acts unjustly to himself. - Marcus Aurelius

Dumbledore says people find it far easier to forgive others for being wrong than being right. - J K Rowling

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

He who is present at a wrong-doing and does not life a hand to prevent it is as guilty as the wrongdoers. - Omaha Proverb

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

But the thought of being a lunatic did not greatly trouble him; the horror was that he might also be wrong. - George Orwell

You only have to do a very few things right in your life - so long as you don't do too many things wrong. - Warren Buffet

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies. - Groucho Marx

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. - George Sala

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Maturity begins when we're content to feel we're right about something without feeling the necessity to prove someone else wrong. - Sydney J. Harris

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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