Never Do Anything Wrong

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Never Do Anything Wrong

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare

No snowflake ever falls in the wrong place. - Zen Saying

A long dispute means both parties are wrong. - Voltaire

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

Everyone got it wrong. I said I was into porn again, not born again. - Billy Idol

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

There's nothing wrong with revenge - it's the best way to get even. - Archie Bunker

A novel is a piece of prose of a certain length with something wrong with it. - Unknown

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong. - Samuel Goldwyn

There is nothing wrong with having nothing to say - unless you insist on saying it. - Unknown

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out of ten it will. - Paul Harvey

Sometimes when almost everything is wrong, one thing is so right you would do it all again. - Alice Randall

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong. - Muhammad Ali

You only have to do a very few things right in your life - so long as you don't do too many things wrong. - Warren Buffet

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

Maturity begins when we're content to feel we're right about something without feeling the necessity to prove someone else wrong. - Sydney J. Harris

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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25-Feb-2018