Never Do Anything Wrong

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Never Do Anything Wrong

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

This isn't right, this isn't even wrong. - Wolfgang Pauli

Mr. President, I love you, but you're wrong. - Paul Harvey

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out. - Mae West

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

It is never about who is right or wrong, it is about what is best. - Steve Backley

I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong. - Benjamin Franklin

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. - Steven Wright

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

There is nothing wrong with making mistakes. Just don't respond with encores. - Unknown

Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure. - Ross MacDonald

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. - Jack Lemmon

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

If you don't see what a thing means, you must be looking at it wrong way around. - Agatha Christie

It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong. - Voltaire

Every man has a right to his opinions, but no man has a right to be wrong in his facts. - Bernard Baruch

Sometimes when almost everything is wrong, one thing is so right you would do it all again. - Alice Randall

The pendulum of the mind oscillates between sense and nonsense, not between right and wrong. - Carl Jung

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin


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