Never Do Anything Wrong

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Never Do Anything Wrong

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

The piano ain't got no wrong notes. - Thelonious Monk

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

This isn't right, this isn't even wrong. - Wolfgang Pauli

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

When they circumcised him, they threw away the wrong bit. - David Lloyd George

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. - Steven Wright

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

And there's nothing wrong with hitting someone when his back is turned. - Homer Simpson

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it. - Dennis Miller

If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out of ten it will. - Paul Harvey

Sometimes when almost everything is wrong, one thing is so right you would do it all again. - Alice Randall

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Dumbledore says people find it far easier to forgive others for being wrong than being right. - J K Rowling

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

It takes less time to do something right the first time, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. - Unknown

Politics, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. - Richard Armour

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

I chalk up the fact that I got diabetes to my body saying, 'Dude, you have been doing wrong for way too long!' - Randy Jackson

The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch somebody else doing it wrong, without comment. - T.H. White

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 percent probability you'll get it wrong. - Andy Rooney

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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