Never Do Anything Wrong

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Never Do Anything Wrong

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Everything popular is wrong. - Oscar Wilde

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare

No snowflake ever falls in the wrong place. - Zen Saying

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Mr. President, I love you, but you're wrong. - Paul Harvey

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

If you're going to do something wrong, at least enjoy it. - Leo Rosten

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

It is never about who is right or wrong, it is about what is best. - Steve Backley

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong. - Barbra Streisand

Confidence comes not from always being right but from not fearing to be wrong. - Peter T. Mcintyre

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Heed the still small voice that so seldom leads us wrong, and never into folly. - Marquise du Deffand

But the man worthwhile is the one who will smile when everything goes dead wrong. - Ella Wheeler Wilcox

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. - Jack Lemmon

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

He who takes a stand is often wrong, but he who fails to take a stand is always wrong. - Unknown

It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong. - Voltaire

Every man has a right to his opinions, but no man has a right to be wrong in his facts. - Bernard Baruch

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

It takes less time to do something right the first time, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. - Unknown

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

He who is present at a wrong-doing and does not life a hand to prevent it is as guilty as the wrongdoers. - Omaha Proverb

Ezra was right half the time, and when he was wrong, he was so wrong you were never in any doubt about it. - Ernest Hemingway

But the thought of being a lunatic did not greatly trouble him; the horror was that he might also be wrong. - George Orwell

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me. - Elayne Boosler

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

Not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. - George Sala

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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