Never Do Anything Wrong

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Never Do Anything Wrong

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International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

When people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong. - Oscar Wilde

When they circumcised him, they threw away the wrong bit. - David Lloyd George

If you're going to do something wrong, at least enjoy it. - Leo Rosten

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

It may make a difference to all eternity whether we do right or wrong today. - James Freeman Clarke

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

Confidence comes not from always being right but from not fearing to be wrong. - Peter T. Mcintyre

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Every man has a right to his opinions, but no man has a right to be wrong in his facts. - Bernard Baruch

If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out of ten it will. - Paul Harvey

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

The pendulum of the mind oscillates between sense and nonsense, not between right and wrong. - Carl Jung

Laugh and the world laughs with you.
Cry, and you're probably watching the wrong channel. - Groucho Marx

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra

If anyone has conducted a Beethoven performance, and then doesn't have to go to an osteopath, then there's something wrong. - Simon Rattle

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 percent probability you'll get it wrong. - Andy Rooney

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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12-Dec-2017