Never Do Anything Wrong

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Never Do Anything Wrong

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

There is always a time to make right what is wrong. - Susan Griffin

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Sometimes the wrong choices lead us to the right places. - Unknown

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

History is an endless repetition of the wrong way of living. - Lawrence Durrell

If you're going to do something wrong, at least enjoy it. - Leo Rosten

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. - Steven Wright

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

I am not discouraged, because every wrong attempt discarded is another step forward. - Thomas Edison

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

He who takes a stand is often wrong, but he who fails to take a stand is always wrong. - Unknown

There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it. - Dennis Miller

There is always a well-known solution to every human problem - neat, plausible, and wrong. - H L Mencken

Right is right, even if everyone is against it; and wrong is wrong, even if everyone is for it. - William Penn

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong. - Bill Vaughan

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

You only have to do a very few things right in your life - so long as you don't do too many things wrong. - Warren Buffet

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me. - Elayne Boosler

There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I’m afraid it’s heading in the wrong direction. - Ogden Nash

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies. - Groucho Marx

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind - the answer is twelve. I think I'm in the wrong building. - Charles Schulz

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. - George Sala

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Maturity begins when we're content to feel we're right about something without feeling the necessity to prove someone else wrong. - Sydney J. Harris

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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20-Oct-2017