Heart Attack Grill

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Heart Attack Grill - for those looking forward to Bypass Surgery
Home of the Double, Triple & Quadruple Bypass Burger
6185 W Chandler Boulevard, Chandler, Arizona
founded in 2005 by Jon Basso

Heart Attack Grill for Bypass Food Surgery in Chandler, Arizona

Customers are referred to as “patients”, orders as “prescriptions”, and
the waitresses as “nurses”
Heart Attack Grill patients, orders, prescriptions and nurses

Menu options include “Single”, “Double”, “Triple” and “Quadruple Bypass”
hamburgers, ranging from half a pound to two pounds of beef;
“Flatliner Fries” (cooked in pure lard), cigarettes, beer, liquor and soft drinks.
The names imply coronary artery bypass surgery, referring to the danger of
developing atherosclerosis from the food’s high proportion of saturated fat
and hugely excessive caloric content.
Heart Attack Grill menu items

The Quadruple Bypass burger - with 8,000 calories
Heart Attack Grill - Quadruple Bypass burger

Customers who finish a Triple or Quadruple Bypass burger are pushed in
wheelchairs to their cars by a waitress (this guy’s on “weight-rest”!)
Heart Attack Grill - finishing a Triple or Quadruple Bypass burger

Ingredients of a Quadruple Bypass burger
Heart Attack Grill - ingredients of a Quadruple Bypass burger

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