Heart Attack Grill - for those looking forward to Bypass Surgery
Home of the Double, Triple & Quadruple Bypass Burger
6185 W Chandler Boulevard, Chandler, Arizona
founded in 2005 by Jon Basso
Customers are referred to as “patients”, orders
as “prescriptions”, and
the waitresses as “nurses”
Menu options include “Single”, “Double”,
“Triple” and “Quadruple Bypass”
hamburgers, ranging from half a pound to two pounds of beef;
“Flatliner Fries” (cooked in pure lard), cigarettes, beer, liquor and soft drinks.
The names imply coronary artery bypass surgery, referring to the danger of
developing atherosclerosis from the food’s high proportion of saturated fat
and hugely excessive caloric content.
The Quadruple Bypass burger - with 8,000 calories
Customers who finish a Triple or Quadruple Bypass burger are pushed in
wheelchairs to their cars by a waitress (this guy’s on “weight-rest”!)
Ingredients of a Quadruple Bypass burger
see also
Bizarre, Food & Restaurant Sections
Triple Bypass Burger
Ultimate Manwich
Very Fat Burger
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