Pa Loves Women

Pa’s “Down Under” friendship





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How can I die? I'm booked. - George Burns

Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

Nobody ever died of being shot by a cookie. - Ilona Andrews

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

When I die, bury my balls next to my old bag. - Unknown

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

When you cease to make a contribution, you begin to die. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Live as long as you can. Die when you can't help it. - James Brown

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

We're women. We have a double standard to live up to. - Ally McBeal

A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic. - Joseph Stalin

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian. - Robin Williams

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

He was so crooked that when he died they had to screw him into the ground. - Bob Hope

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. - Oscar Wilde

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

People were never "living with their disease." We cured them. Or they died from it. - Neil deGrasse Tyson

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

If women want any rights more than they got, why don't they just take them and not be talking about it? - Sojourner Truth

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

I felt an earnest and humble desire, and I shall do it till I die, to increase the stock of harmless cheerfulness. - Charles Dickens

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich


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23-Jan-2018