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My people, I die innocent! - Louis XVI

Life is a near-death experience. - George Carlin

Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

Women should be obscene and not heard. - Groucho Marx

Biography lends to death a new terror. - Oscar Wilde

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him. - Herbert B. Tree

Death may be the greatest of all human blessings. - Socrates

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

When good men die, their goodness does not perish. - Euripides

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

What pity is it that we can die but once to serve our country. - Joseph Addison

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown

'Tis impossible to be sure of any thing but death and taxes. - Christopher Bullock

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

If life must not be taken too seriously, then so neither must death. - Samuel Butler

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty. - Nancy Reagan

Death twitches my ear. "Live," he says; "I am coming." - Virgil

It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. - Omar Brailey

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

There are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of satisfaction. - Salvador Dali

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

When I die I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin. - J.P. Donleavy

Death is nothing to us, since when we are, death has not come, and when death has come, we are not. - Epicurus

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

You really just want to know that somebody loves you for you. Sometimes you feel like an ATM machine with a wig on it. - Mariah Carey

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

We are all the fools of time and terror: Days Steal on us and steal from us; yet we live, Loathing our life, and dreading still to die. - George Gordon Byron

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nad├Ęge Richards


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25-Apr-2018