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Death takes no bribes. - Benjamin Franklin

Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

Alas, I am dying beyond my means. - Oscar Wilde

Now, young Skywalker... you will die. - The Emperor

The best way to get praise is to die. - Italian Proverb

Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs. - Isaiah Berlin

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

When we can't dream any longer, we die. - Emma Goldman

It is not death but dying which is terrible. - Henry Fielding

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

No operatic star has yet died soon enough for me. - Thomas Beecham

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. - John Wayne

If we do not know about life, how can we know about death? - Confucius

With the newspaper strike on, I wouldn't consider dying. - Bette Davis

A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic. - Joseph Stalin

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

For thirty years my act consisted of one joke. And then she died. - George Burns

Spend your days pursuing the things you want said at your funeral. - Peter Legge

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

To achieve things, we must live as though we are never going to die. - Luc de Clapiers

Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. - Mark Twain

Xenophobia doesn't benefit anybody unless you're playing high stakes Scrabble. - Dennis Miller

Cowards die many times before their deaths
The valiant never taste of death but once. - William Shakespeare

Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile... initially scared me to death. - Betty Bender

If you listen to your fears, you will die never knowing what a great person you might have been. - Robert H. Schuller

The immature man wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mature man wants to live humanely for one. - Wilheim Stekel

I submit to you that if a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked. - George Burns

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

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