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The best way to get praise is to die. - Italian Proverb

He that lives on hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown

I would rather die of passion than of boredom. - Emile Zola

Never live like a king, and die like a pauper. - Joe Segal

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Death will be a great relief. No more interviews. - Katharine Hepburn

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

When you cease to make a contribution, you begin to die. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. - John Wayne

If it weren't for the olive, I'd starve to death. - Unknown

Men must have legends, else they will die of strangeness. - Les A Murray

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. - Red Skelton

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave. - Samuel Goldwyn

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

Old mathematicians never die, they just lose some of their functions. - Joe-kster

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty. - Nancy Reagan

They can keep their heaven. When I die, I'd sooner go to Middle Earth. - George R.R. Martin

Was Uncle Oscar's death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch. - Archie Bunker

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. - P.J. O'Rourke

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

Xenophobia doesn't benefit anybody unless you're playing high stakes Scrabble. - Dennis Miller

I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death. - Patrick Henry

Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. - Yoda

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen


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21-Jan-2018