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Life is a near-death experience. - George Carlin

Now, young Skywalker... you will die. - The Emperor

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

Don't go to the grave with life unused. - Bobby Bowden

Nobody ever died of being shot by a cookie. - Ilona Andrews

Don't dig your grave with a knife and fork. - English Proverb

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

No operatic star has yet died soon enough for me. - Thomas Beecham

Death is the sound of distant thunder at a picnic. - W H Auden

Ya look like one of those pall buriers at a funeral. - Archie Bunker

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. - Mark Twain

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

When you cease to make a contribution, you begin to die. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Every man knows he will die but no one wants to believe it. - Yiddish Proverb

With the newspaper strike on, I wouldn't consider dying. - Bette Davis

A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic. - Joseph Stalin

After your death, you will be what you were before your birth. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Each time we don't say what we want to say, we're dying. - Yoko Ono

For thirty years my act consisted of one joke. And then she died. - George Burns

Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate. - Ambrose Bierce

It's better to die upon your feet than to live upon your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. - Omar Brailey

Opera: where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. - Robert Benchley

The greatest thing in life is to die young - but delay it as long as possible. - George Bernard Shaw

Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow. - Mahatma Gandhi

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Everybody has got to die, but I have always believed an exception would be made in my case. - William Saroyan

I got well by talking. Death could not get a word in edgewise, grew discouraged, and traveled on. - Louise Erdrich

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

Death is nothing to us, since when we are, death has not come, and when death has come, we are not. - Epicurus

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. - Oscar Wilde

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

I am not afraid of death, which after all can't be far away. What does frighten me, though, is the halfway stage. - Rosie Thomas

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nad├Ęge Richards


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17-Feb-2019