New Navy Medicine

Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Stick it all right into that bank suppository. - Archie Bunker

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

It's more fun to be a pirate than to join the Navy. - Steve Jobs

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

I intend to build this brand again... Elite is legendary. - Donald Trump

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

The bomb will never go off. I speak as an expert in explosives. - William Leahy

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

Do you think that suppository is gonna be safe from me there, Edith? - Archie Bunker

Yesterday ended last night. Today is a brand new day and it's yours. - Zig Ziglar

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

We can destroy ourselves by cynicism and disillusion, just as effectively as by bombs. - Kenneth Clark

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler