Porca

A Killer Whale’s masquerade party



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In a pig's dye - Archie Bunker

Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

The story of Noah and the whale. - Archie Bunker

Pulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton

I do my very best to avoid shark fin. - Anthony Bourdain

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? - George Carlin

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

You can never put too much pork in your mouth. - Lewis Black

When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. - Unknown

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

There is no eel so small but it hopes to become a whale. - German Proverb

Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns) - Robert Byrne

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. - Roseanne Barr

I'm such a foodie. If I see a pork chop, I'm eating it. - Josh Henderson

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis. - Phil Gramm

If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven

Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein

Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

I am guilty of asking the Senate for pork and proud of the Senate for giving it to me. - Ted Stevens

Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. - Cale Yarborough

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

Size isn't everything. The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine. - Bill Vaughan

Oh, are you from Wales? Do you know a fella named Jonah?
He used to live in whales for a while. - Groucho Marx

I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

If he don't go calling the cops “pigs” or one of those other epilets, he'll be all right. - Archie Bunker

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten

He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he who cannot eat pork, let him eat horsemeat. It's simply a question of taste. - Nikita Khrushchev


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22-Oct-2017