A full mind is an empty baseball bat.  Branch Rickey Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?  George Carlin Mathematics: the only subject that counts.  Unknown I go to school the youth to learn the future.  Robert Frost Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college.  Unknown Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries.  David Hilbert Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems.  Unknown Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity.  Albert Einstein Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis.  Robert Heilbroner Well, another day has passed and I didn't use Algebra once.  Unknown Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans.  Ed Gillespie Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy.  Unknown The most important thing about batting is getting the bat to hit the ball.  Michael Holding Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales.  Stephen Hawking I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.  Woody Allen For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics.  Roger Bacon Let us grant that the pursuit of mathematics is a divine madness of the human spirit.  Alfred Whitehead I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability.  Jason Alexander Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer.  Milton Berle Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom.  Gloria Steinem Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper.  George Polya If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society.  Jaden Smith There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't.  Unknown It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus.  Anthony Amero Learning by doing, peertopeer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation.  Nicholas Negroponte At the end of the day if you want to entertain people, you've got to take your ego out of the equation.  Paul Feig It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term.  Mark Twain Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness.  Thomas Huxley The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it.  James Newman Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state.  Plato In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right.  Jack Nicholson Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else.  Prinz zu HohlenloheIngelfingen Kraft A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence.  Howard Eves Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science.  Robert Lanza I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today.  George Foreman As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.  Albert Einstein A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.  Theodore Roosevelt Mathematics is not a careful march down a wellcleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost.  W.S. Anglin Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man.  Maria G. Mayer Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you.  Malaika A. Khan see also Bat, College & School Sections Baby Bat Batman Beard Batman Recession Batman Wannabes Constipated Mathematician Famous Equations 
