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On your final exit...

Trying to find a way out of the room?

Every exit is an entry somewhere. - Tom Stoppard

My peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you. - John 14:27

Why leave the nut you got for one you don't know? - Loretta Lynn

Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse. - Irene L. Luce

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

It's an ill will that blows when you leave the hairdresser. - Phyllis Diller

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

A thousand words will not leave so deep an impression as one deed. - Henrik Ibsen

Leave some mystery to the world and they will remember you forever. - Amit Kalantri

The whole point of getting things done is knowing what to leave undone. - Lady Stella Reading

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy. - Walt Disney

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

I leave homework till the last minute because I will be older and therefore wiser. - Unknown

When I give a minister an order, I leave it to him to find the means to carry it out. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him. - JRR Tolkien

The world is a fine place and worth the fighting for and I hate very much to leave it. - Ernest Hemingway

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

It is not hard to compose, but what is fabulously hard is to leave the superfluous notes under the table. - Johannes Brahms

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

When you are skinning your customers, you should leave some skin on to grow so that you can skin them again. - Nikita S Khrushchev

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

My parents have been visiting me for a few days. I just dropped them off at the airport. They leave tomorrow. - Margaret Smith

When we checked with the title insurance company, they said we had ... a complete right to that entrance and exit. - Donald Trump

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

There's only one thing worse than training your staff and having them leave, and that's not training them and having them stay. - Zig Ziglar

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

Things end. People leave. And you know what? Life goes on. Besides, if bad things didn't happen, how would you be able to feel the good ones? - Elizabeth Scott

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