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Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

Every exit is an entry somewhere. - Tom Stoppard

Pain will leave you, when you let go. - Jeremy Aldana

Don't leave before the miracle happens! - Unknown

I hate to leave in the middle of all this hillerarity. - Archie Bunker

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

Take me or leave me, or, as is the usual order of things, both. - Dorothy Parker

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

A thousand words will not leave so deep an impression as one deed. - Henrik Ibsen

Leave some mystery to the world and they will remember you forever. - Amit Kalantri

Tigers die and leave their skins; people die and leave their names. - Japanese Proverb

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

We should not be afraid to go into a new era, to leave the old beyond. - Zack Wamp

The whole point of getting things done is knowing what to leave undone. - Lady Stella Reading

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

Love is never as ferocious as when you think it's going to leave you. - Anita Shreve

A good book is like an unreachable itch. You just can't leave it alone. - Laura Bush

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

I leave homework till the last minute because I will be older and therefore wiser. - Unknown

When I give a minister an order, I leave it to him to find the means to carry it out. - Napoleon Bonaparte

It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him. - JRR Tolkien

The world is a fine place and worth the fighting for and I hate very much to leave it. - Ernest Hemingway

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

It is not hard to compose, but what is fabulously hard is to leave the superfluous notes under the table. - Johannes Brahms

When you are skinning your customers, you should leave some skin on to grow so that you can skin them again. - Nikita S Khrushchev

To what a degree the same past can leave different marks - and especially admit of different interpretations. - Andre Gide

My parents have been visiting me for a few days. I just dropped them off at the airport. They leave tomorrow. - Margaret Smith

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


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15-Dec-2017