A Woman Named Five Horses

Native Indian’s wife offers mythical inspiration



A man asked an American Indian what was his wife’s name was.
He replied, “She is called ‘Five Horses’.”
A Native Indian Woman Named Five Horses

The man said, “That’s an unusual name for your wife.
What does it mean?”


The old Indian answered, “It’s an old Indian name. It means...


... NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG.”

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Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths. - Edit Summerskill

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

Don't change horses in the middle of the stream. - Dutch Proverb

We can get all the Indians we need at the reservoir. - Samuel Goldwyn

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

A statement once let loose cannot be caught by four horses. - Japanese proverb

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you. - Clara Schumann

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos. - Homer Simpson

Men are not hanged for stealing horses, but that horses may not be stolen. - George Savile

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

Are you Indian or Pakistani? I can never tell the difference between you chaps. - Prince Philip

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

That's what Columbus said to the Indians just before he gypped 'em out of Manhattan. - Archie Bunker

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed.
But we're going back next week. - Groucho Marx

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

If Aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn't turn out well for the Native Americans. - Stephen Hawking

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford


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17-Aug-2018