“Old” Is When

Are you an Oldster?


“OLD” IS WHEN...   Your sweetie says, “Let’s go upstairs and make love,” and you answer, “Pick one; I can’t do both!”

“OLD” IS WHEN...   Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you’re barefoot.

“OLD” IS WHEN...   Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

“OLD” IS WHEN...   You are cautioned to slow down by the Doctor instead of by the police.

“OLD” IS WHEN...   “Getting a little action” means you don’t need to take a laxative today.

“OLD” IS WHEN...   “Gets lucky” means you find your car in the parking lot.

“OLD” IS WHEN...   An “all nighter” means not getting up to use the bathroom.

“OLD” IS WHEN...   You’re not sure if these are facts or joe-ks.


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Dawn Gone

Highest Human Position In The World

Together Since

You Never Call

CLUMSY Driver

Water Short

Post Research

Motorcycle Taxi

Columbia Street Party

Fly By Meal

Down Day

Hanging Out With Friends

You Want Me To Do What?

Mirror Lake

Kitchen Thing

Light Road

Coffee Spoon

Show Stopper

Water Judge

Litter of DalCations
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20-Aug-2019