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A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

Opportunity may knock, but you must open the door. - Unknown

Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door. - Marcelene Cox

No one gossips about other people's secret virtues. - Bertrand Russell

I am but a gatherer and disposer of other men's stuff. - Henry Wotton

The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown

When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh

Evil always turns up in this world through some genius or other. - Denis Diderot

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent. - Abraham Lincoln

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

What other culture could have produced someone like Hemingway and not seen the joke? - Gore Vidal

Pretty people aren't as accepted as other people. It comes with all these stigmas. - Mischa Barton

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

Games shouldn't only be fun. They should teach or spark an interest in other things. - Hideo Kojima

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

Love deeply, love without jealousy, love blissfully and help each other to be more meditative. - Osho

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

There's nothing better than a world where everybody's just trying to make each other laugh. - Matthew Perry

Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don't even remember leaving open. - Rose Wilder Lane

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other. - Chinese Proverb

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

If he don't go calling the cops “pigs” or one of those other epilets, he'll be all right. - Archie Bunker

It is terrible to destroy a person's picture of himself in the interests of truth or some other abstraction. - Doris Lessing

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

The other day I dreamed that I was at the gates of heaven.
And Saint Peter said, "Go back to Earth. There are no slums up here." - Mother Teresa

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson

Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek. - Barack Obama


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