Saving Gas

Smart cars that are off the tracks

Making cars and commuter trains compatible

Increasing fuel economy on your trip to work



Smart Cars save gas

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Save your good times till later. - Unknown

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

You're not too smart, are you? I like that in a man. - Kathleen Turner

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

To save a man's life against his will is the same as killing him. - Horace

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day. And another, in case it doesn't rain. - Mae West

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

How difficult it is to save the bark of reputation from the rocks of ignorance. - Petrarch

Influence is like a savings account. The less you use it, the more you've got. - Andrew Young

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

At 20 a man thinks he can save the world. At 40 he's lucky if he can save part of his salary. - Unknown

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

The salesman knows nothing of what he is selling save that he is charging a great deal too much for it. - Oscar Wilde

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. - Will Rogers

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

Earn all you can,
Spend all you can,
Save all you can,
But for heaven's sake,
Give all you can. - John Wesley

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

It is Ireland's sacred duty to send over, every few years, a playwright to save the English theatre from inarticulate glumness. - Kenneth Tynan

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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19-Aug-2017