Canadian Alphabet

Canadians know their Eh-B-C’s

Language 101 for new visitors to Canada



Canadian Alphabet Eh-B-C

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Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe. - Margaret Lally

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

Canada is a great country, one of the hopes of the world. - Jack Layton

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials. - Mordecai Richler

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


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