Canadian Alphabet

Canadians know their Eh-B-C’s

Language 101 for new visitors to Canada



Canadian Alphabet Eh-B-C

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Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe. - Margaret Lally

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Unknown

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin


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