Canadian Alphabet

Canadians know their Eh-B-C’s

Language 101 for new visitors to Canada



Canadian Alphabet Eh-B-C

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Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

In Canada, things are very honest. - Jim Pattison

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

Canada is a great country, one of the hopes of the world. - Jack Layton

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn. - Mordecai Richler

Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? - John Mendoza

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

The nice thing about being detained in Canada is it's like being in a Days Inn; it's very clean and very nice. - Bill Ayers

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton


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