Cell Phone Athlete

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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. - Jason Crandell

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

You can out-distance that which is running after you, but not what is running inside you. - Rwandan Proverb

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied. - Arnold H. Glasow

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

Any living cell carries within it the experiences of a billion years of experimentation by its ancestors. - Max Delbrook

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

If you put yourself in a position where you have to stretch outside your comfort zone, then you are forced to expand your consciousness. - Les Brown

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois


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