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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

In Russia, if a male athlete loses he becomes a female athlete. - Yakov Smirnoff

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female. - Desmond Morris

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Strengthen the female mind by enlarging it, and there will be an end to blind obedience. - Mary Wollstonecraft

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so. - Robert Frost

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Anonymous

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker


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