Definition Of A Good Friend

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Hold a true friend with both hands. - Unknown

A true friend is the best possession. - Unknown

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S. Truman

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend. - Mark Twain

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. - Arnold H. Glasgow

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

My best friend ran away with my wife. And let me tell you, I really miss him. - Henny Youngman

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. - George Santayana

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Prosperity makes friends and adversity tries them. A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

Don't expect your friend to be a perfect person. But help your friend to become a perfect person. That is true friendship. - Mother Teresa

You are no more exempt from time's inexorable passing than Macbeth. Whether time is your friend or foe depends on how you use it. - Patricia Fripp

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy


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