My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson
True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde
There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway
The only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan
Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman
A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane
Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw
If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz
Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies. - Gore Vidal
The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith
He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West
It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich
The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou
Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.
A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain
Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton
What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato
In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.
When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams
Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns
Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte
You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter
We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery
I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault
A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse
My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright
A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown
Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus
As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown
I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain
Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong
Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins
People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich
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