Definition Of A Good Friend

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True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

Hold a true friend with both hands. - Unknown

I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

A powerful friend becomes a powerful enemy. - African Saying

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

My best friend ran away with my wife. And let me tell you, I really miss him. - Henny Youngman

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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