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Come live in my heart and pay no rent. - Samuel Lover

A thankful heart is the parent of all virtues. - Cicero

Young at heart. Slightly older in other places. - Unknown

True giving happens when we give from our heart. - Muhammad Ali

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

The doctor is often more to be feared than the disease. - French Proverb

I am seeking, I am striving, I am in it with all my heart. - Vincent van Gogh

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination. - Nelson Mandela

Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one. - Bob Hope

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

Every actor in his heart believes everything bad that's printed about him. - Orson Welles

I have looked into your eyes with my eyes. I have put my heart near your heart. - Pope John XXIII

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

I took a deep breath and listened to the old bray of my heart. I am. I am. I am. - Sylvia Plath

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

For my part, I prefer my heart to be broken. It is so lovely, dawn-kaleidoscopic within the crack. - D.H. Lawrence

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age. - Thomas Bailey Aldrich

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson

To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan; you should wear it inside, where it functions best. - Margaret Thatcher

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key. - Frederick Saunders

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

Maybe tackiness is at the heart of corporate corruption... But, as I prove everyday, it doesn't have to be that way at all. - Donald Trump

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

Deep in my heart I'm concealing things that I'm longing to say. Scared to confess what I'm feeling - frightened you'll slip away. - Madonna

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain


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