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Nurses are the heart of healthcare. - Donna Wilk Cardillo

Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer

Wheresoever you go, go with all your heart. - Confucius

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

Only the heart knows how to find what is precious. - Feodor Dostoyevsky

The doctor is often more to be feared than the disease. - French Proverb

No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb

Be of good courage and the Lord will strengthen your heart. - The Bible

A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years. - Rupert Brooke

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold. - Zelda Fitzgerald

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

She was nice to him on Valentine's Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash. - Milton Berle

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

A Caterpie may change into a Butterfree, but the heart that beats inside remains the same. - Brock

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

Piglet noticed that even though he had a very small heart, it could hold a rather large amount of gratitude. - A.A. Milne

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - O.S. Marden

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher

Deep in my heart I'm concealing things that I'm longing to say. Scared to confess what I'm feeling - frightened you'll slip away. - Madonna


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17-Nov-2017