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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Stamped inedibly on my heart. - Archie Bunker

Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. - Steven Wright

The heart never grows better by age: it only grows harder. - Lord Chesterfield

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination. - Nelson Mandela

The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one. - Bob Hope

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

True navigation begins in the human heart. It's the most important map of all. - Elizabeth K Lindsey

My eyes in tears
Heart never sighs
My mind never fears
I conquer the lies - Munia Khan

In melody divine,
My heart it beats to rapturous love,
I long to call you mine. - Unknown

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile. - Tom Clark

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - O.S. Marden

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

Maybe tackiness is at the heart of corporate corruption... But, as I prove everyday, it doesn't have to be that way at all. - Donald Trump

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller


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21-May-2018