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No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb

A loving heart is the truest wisdom. - Charles Dickens

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker

He has a right to criticize who has a heart to help. - Abraham Lincoln

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

Bless your little Irish heart and every other Irish part. - Irish Blessings

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

The fastest way to a man's heart is through his chest. - Roseanne Barr

A familiar pang of dread wrapped its icy hand around my heart. - Ashley Jeffery

A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination. - Nelson Mandela

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

A nurse will always give us hope,
an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

What's the use of being Irish if the world doesn't break your heart? - Unknown

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

When all longings that are in the heart vanish, then a mortal becomes immortal. - Yajur Veda

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for. - James H. Boren

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

In melody divine,
My heart it beats to rapturous love,
I long to call you mine. - Unknown

A Caterpie may change into a Butterfree, but the heart that beats inside remains the same. - Brock

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. - Judy Garland

To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age. - Thomas Bailey Aldrich

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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