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Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous

A loving heart is the truest wisdom. - Charles Dickens

An operation of the most extreme daring. - Alfred Jodl

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

The heart has reasons that reason cannot know. - Blaise Pascal

Years fly by, but the heart stays in the same place. - Harlan Coben

I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. - Steven Wright

A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb

No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years. - Rupert Brooke

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg. - Steven Wright

Some days there won't be a song in your heart. Sing anyway. - Emory Austin

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

Those who don't know how to weep with their whole heart, don't know how to laugh either. - Golda Meir

He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men. - Thomas á Kempis

For my part, I prefer my heart to be broken. It is so lovely, dawn-kaleidoscopic within the crack. - D.H. Lawrence

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

Yet, taught by time, my heart has learned to glow for other's good, and melt at other's woe. - Homer

Forgiveness is an act of the will, and the will can function regardless of the temperature of the heart. - Corrie Ten Boom

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. - Judy Garland

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

Do what you feel in your heart to be right - for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do, and damned if you don't. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper


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