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A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Caring is the essence of nursing. - Jean Watson

Only do what your heart tells you. - Princess Diana

Come live in my heart and pay no rent. - Samuel Lover

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

The past beats inside me like a second heart. - John Banville

A thankful heart is the parent of all virtues. - Cicero

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

Bless your little Irish heart and every other Irish part. - Irish Blessings

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields

A nurse will always give us hope,
an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

True navigation begins in the human heart. It's the most important map of all. - Elizabeth K Lindsey

In melody divine,
My heart it beats to rapturous love,
I long to call you mine. - Unknown

A Caterpie may change into a Butterfree, but the heart that beats inside remains the same. - Brock

Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne

For my part, I prefer my heart to be broken. It is so lovely, dawn-kaleidoscopic within the crack. - D.H. Lawrence

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Man has made many machines, complex and cunning, but which of them indeed rivals the workings of his heart? - Pablo Casals

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher

Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon

Morality cannot be legislated, but behavior can be regulated. Judicial decrees may not change the heart, but they can restrain the heartless. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller


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