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Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous

No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb

A loving heart is the truest wisdom. - Charles Dickens

Absence makes the heart grow fonder. - Sextus Propertius

The heart has reasons that reason cannot know. - Blaise Pascal

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. - Steven Wright

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb

Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years. - Rupert Brooke

A familiar pang of dread wrapped its icy hand around my heart. - Ashley Jeffery

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. - Winston Bennett

Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

When all longings that are in the heart vanish, then a mortal becomes immortal. - Yajur Veda

Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved. - Christopher P. Rubero

First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

Don't give in to your fears. If you do, you won't be able to talk to your heart. - Paulo Coelho

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

A Caterpie may change into a Butterfree, but the heart that beats inside remains the same. - Brock

I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. - Honore De Balzac

Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. - Dag Hammarskjold

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. - Judy Garland

To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age. - Thomas Bailey Aldrich

Piglet noticed that even though he had a very small heart, it could hold a rather large amount of gratitude. - A.A. Milne

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart. - Helen Keller

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - O.S. Marden

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon

Morality cannot be legislated, but behavior can be regulated. Judicial decrees may not change the heart, but they can restrain the heartless. - Martin Luther King Jr.


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