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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - J.R.R. Tolien

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin

Young at heart. Slightly older in other places. - Unknown

Only the heart knows how to find what is precious. - Feodor Dostoyevsky

Our Irish blunders are never blunders of the heart. - Maria Edgeworth

The doctor is often more to be feared than the disease. - French Proverb

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name. - Andre Breton

What a lover's heart knows let no man's brain dispute. - Aberjhani

Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting. - William Arthur Ward

Everybody, no matter how old you are, is around 24, 25 in their heart. - Bruce Willis

What's the use of being Irish if the world doesn't break your heart? - Unknown

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

Every actor in his heart believes everything bad that's printed about him. - Orson Welles

I took a deep breath and listened to the old bray of my heart. I am. I am. I am. - Sylvia Plath

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved. - Christopher P. Rubero

First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra

Don't give in to your fears. If you do, you won't be able to talk to your heart. - Paulo Coelho

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age. - Thomas Bailey Aldrich

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart. - Helen Keller

If wrinkles must be written upon our brows, let them not be written upon the heart. The spirit should never grow old. - James A. Garfield

I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman

The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian.
He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to just know. - Will Rogers

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts


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