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A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb

Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

Absence makes the heart grow fonder. - Sextus Propertius

I'm just a true Irish boy at heart. - Colin Farrell

The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker

My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. - Steven Wright

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting. - William Arthur Ward

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Every actor in his heart believes everything bad that's printed about him. - Orson Welles

This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh

When all longings that are in the heart vanish, then a mortal becomes immortal. - Yajur Veda

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

True navigation begins in the human heart. It's the most important map of all. - Elizabeth K Lindsey

Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham

By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better. - Unknown

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age. - Thomas Bailey Aldrich

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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