Duct Tape Road
Is it the neighbour’s fault?
When there’s not enough money to fix it properly
Sticking to Bubba’s cheap road repair equipment




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There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

You can't fix stupid - not even with duct tape. - Unknown

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - J.R.R. Tolkien

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Senaca

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

He who walks in the middle of the road gets hit from both sides. - George P. Schultz

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. - Jean de La Fontaine

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there. - Lewis Carroll

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. - Sandra Bullock

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop. - G.M. Weilacher

Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed;
He watched the ads
And not the road. - Ogden Nash

I'd have thrashed him to within an inch of his life, but I didn't have a tape measure. - Groucho Marx

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

"Officer, I know I was going faster than 55 MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour." - Steven Wright

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; happiness; but few are going by the same road. - Charles Caleb Colton

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. As is a tale, so is life: not how long it is, but how good it is, is what matters. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly


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