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One who sits between two chairs may easily fall down. - Romanian and Russian Proverb
America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell
The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt
You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch
Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively
My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield
Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields
I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman
You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King
Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon
I'll see you at the opera tonight. I'll hold your seat till you get there. After that, you're on your own. - Groucho Marx
My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner
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