Grandma Protection

Protecting your financial assets

The best security when making an ATM withdrawal



Grandma standing guard at the ATM cash machine

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I cried all the way to the bank. - Liberace

Stick it all right into that bank suppository. - Archie Bunker

Is it a bigger crime to rob a bank or to open one? - Ted Allan

I can hold a note as long as the Chase Manhattan Bank. - Ethel Merman

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

What's breaking into a bank compared with founding a bank? - Bertolt Brecht

Most of us spend out lives as if we have another one in the bank. - Ben Irwin

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Idealism, alas, does not protect one from ignorance, dogmatism, and foolishness. - Sidney Hook

A memorandum isn't written to inform the receiver, but to protect the writer. - Dean Acheson

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Unknown

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time. - Steven Wright

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

Life is like a bank account. You must put something in it in order for you to take anything out. - Joe Segal

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem. - J Paul Getty

Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

I've never believed in measuring one's worth by the size of his or her bank account. I prefer to look at distance traveled. - Dan Rather

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden


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20-May-2019