Lucky Cars

When good things come in threes

Parking in the right spot at the right time



Fallen trees narrowly miss parked cars

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Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Luck is largely a matter of paying attention. - Susan M. Dodd

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

The only sure thing about luck is that it will change. - Bret Harte

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Hard luck is composed of laziness, bad judgement, and poor execution. - Unknown

Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker

Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. - E.B. White

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

People always call it luck when you've acted more sensibly than they have. - Anne Tyler

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more trees. - George Eliot

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place... a man is lucky to get out of it alive. - WC Fields

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Unknown

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

The more we believe in ourselves, the luckier we get. The more we believe in luck, the unluckier we get. - Unknown

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein


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Tree Removal
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Walking Tree
Where Not To Fall A Tree
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