Lucky Cars

When good things come in threes

Parking in the right spot at the right time



Fallen trees narrowly miss parked cars

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Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. - Ronald Reagan

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Those that are afraid of bad luck will never know good. - Russian proverb

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hard luck is composed of laziness, bad judgement, and poor execution. - Unknown

Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. - E.B. White

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

You can take it as understood
That your luck changes only if it’s good. - Ogden Nash

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time. - Clark Gable

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

At 20 a man thinks he can save the world. At 40 he's lucky if he can save part of his salary. - Unknown

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


see also   Car  &  Emergency  Sections
Cherry Tree Casualty
Close Call Parking
Falcon Resting in a Tree
Log Out - Here It Comes!
I “Saw” An Accident
Runaway Tree
Tree Houses
Tree Huggers
Tree Hugger’s Environmental Non-Protection
Tree Levitation
Tree Removal
Tree Stump Table
Walking Tree
Where Not To Fall A Tree
Wrap Around Tree

 

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25-Feb-2018