Lucky Cars

When good things come in threes

Parking in the right spot at the right time



Fallen trees narrowly miss parked cars

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Trees often transplanted seldom prosper. - Flemish Proverb

Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck. - Unknown

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity. - Oprah Winfrey

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more trees. - George Eliot

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place... a man is lucky to get out of it alive. - WC Fields

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

That's the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes' booth. - Archie Bunker

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

The only thing that I have done that is not mitigated by luck, diminished by good fortune, is that I persisted, and other people gave up. - Harrison Ford

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera


see also   Car  &  Emergency  Sections
Cherry Tree Casualty
Close Call Parking
Falcon Resting in a Tree
Log Out - Here It Comes!
I “Saw” An Accident
Runaway Tree
Tree Houses
Tree Huggers
Tree Hugger’s Environmental Non-Protection
Tree Levitation
Tree Removal
Tree Stump Table
Walking Tree
Where Not To Fall A Tree
Wrap Around Tree

 

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26-Apr-2018