Lucky Cars

When good things come in threes

Parking in the right spot at the right time



Fallen trees narrowly miss parked cars

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Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey

Luck never gives; it only lends. - Swedish Proverb

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

Luck is largely a matter of paying attention. - Susan M. Dodd

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity. - Oprah Winfrey

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get. - Ray Kroc

Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

I was born lucky, and I have lived lucky. What I had was used. What I still have is being used. Lucky. - Katharine Hepburn

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

The only thing that I have done that is not mitigated by luck, diminished by good fortune, is that I persisted, and other people gave up. - Harrison Ford


see also   Car  &  Emergency  Sections
Cherry Tree Casualty
Close Call Parking
Falcon Resting in a Tree
Log Out - Here It Comes!
I “Saw” An Accident
Runaway Tree
Tree Houses
Tree Huggers
Tree Hugger’s Environmental Non-Protection
Tree Levitation
Tree Removal
Tree Stump Table
Walking Tree
Where Not To Fall A Tree
Wrap Around Tree

 

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