Moose Police

Tough cops don’t need reins

Canadian RCMP patrol all moose crossings

RCMP officer riding a moose - only in Canada

Moose are the squirrels of Alaska. - Tim Moon

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

If you want to go foraging into the wilds of Canada without proper gear, you deserve what you get, even if that happens to include being attacked by an undead moose. - Mira Grant

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