![]() If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell. - Edward Abbey Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart No matter how big and bad you are, when a 2-year-old hand you a toy phone, you answer it. - Unknown For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader Any living cell carries within it the experiences of a billion years of experimentation by its ancestors. - Max Delbrook I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco see also Cell Phone Section FireFox vs. Windows Granny Does Windows Too How Grandma Handles Windows If Apple Made A Car Microslave: You’re Not Going Anywhere Today Microsoft Innovation Microsoft Lebanon’s New Store Microsoft Messenger - Prototype Microsoft Office Windows Microsoft Software Upgrade Mike Rowe vs. Microsoft Lawsuit Sam Sung Waiting For Windows To Boot Why iPad Won’t Replace a Newspaper Window Closure Windows For Cats Wireless Technology World’s First Binary Signal World’s First Computer |
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