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How to give a cat medication

Guidelines for helping a cat take pills or liquid medicine



Cat ate my Rogaine and Viagra

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There is no easy way to administer medicine to your cat
... unless your cat likes Rogaine and Viagra

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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali

Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - O.S. Marden

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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26-May-2019