Centennial Puff

Still smoking like a chimney

Lighting the candles at your own 100th Birthday Party

Still going strong when you’re past 100 years young



Centennial Puff lighting 100th birthday cake with her cigarette

Unhealthy lifestyles with unlikely life expectation
Growing old ... Q: who wants to live past 100?
A: Someone who is 99

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Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

The last birthday that's any good is 23. - Andy Rooney

Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. - William Shakespeare

When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself. - Bob Marley

If you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. - Woody Allen

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

I'm suffering a little bit from smoke exhilaration. - Archie Bunker

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. - Mark Twain

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. - George Burns

That day which you fear as being the end of all things is the birthday of your eternity. - Seneca

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. - Steven Wright

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash

My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year. - Steven Wright

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

Mason took in enough cannabis smoke to allow a Lipan Apache manipulating a blanket over it to transmit the complete works of Tennyson. - Richard Condon

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright


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