Centennial Puff

Still smoking like a chimney

Lighting the candles at your own 100th Birthday Party

Still going strong when you’re past 100 years young



Centennial Puff lighting 100th birthday cake with her cigarette

Unhealthy lifestyles with unlikely life expectation
Growing old ... Q: who wants to live past 100?
A: Someone who is 99

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Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

Old age comes at a bad time. - Sue Banducci

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu

Old age is like underwear, it creeps up on you. - Unknown

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Smoking means always having to say you're sorry. - Tom Ferguson

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am. - Bernard Baruch

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. - Phyllis Diller

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man. - Leon Trotsky

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Francis Bacon

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

Old age has its pleasures, which, though different, are not less than the pleasures of youth. - W Somerset Maugham

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do. - Golda Meir

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

I definitely believe marijuana helps with menstruation. Since I started smoking pot, my girlfriend’s period has become painless for me. - Randy Kagan


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18-Oct-2017