Centennial Puff

Still smoking like a chimney

Lighting the candles at your own 100th Birthday Party

Still going strong when you’re past 100 years young



Centennial Puff lighting 100th birthday cake with her cigarette

Unhealthy lifestyles with unlikely life expectation
Growing old ... Q: who wants to live past 100?
A: Someone who is 99

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Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

Old age ain't for sissies. - Bette Davis

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright

Smoking means always having to say you're sorry. - Tom Ferguson

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

The gods bestowed on him the gift of perpetual old age. - Oscar Wilde

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. - Phyllis Diller

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man. - Leon Trotsky

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. - Josh Billings

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

I suppose real old age begins when one looks backward rather than forward. - May Sarton

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

More people would live to a ripe old age if they weren't too busy providing for it. - Unknown

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon


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15-Dec-2017